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Random Thoughts
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 RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 6:13 am
(This post was last modified: July 19, 2020 at 6:13 am by The Valkyrie.)
Growing up I wanted to be a homicide cop.
Imagine my disappointment to discover that meant *investigating* murders. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  
at least you never worked in a factory packing fudge
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Only factory I ever worked in was a cheese factory.
Worst sounding job at a golf resort: ball washer.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (July 19, 2020 at 6:13 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Growing up I wanted to be a homicide cop. Come to the US. It would seem we have some openings. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 
If you really want someone to think they're really bright, but secretly think think they're dumbasses, just say they're brighter than a kugelblitz.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
So this is a thing people apparently do now.
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