When I was a kid, I could fall ten feet off the overhead bars at the playground and bounce to my feet with a cheery, 'I'm OK!!'

Now, I scoop ice cream that's a little too frozen and I feel like I've dislocated by shoulder.

Boru

(February 24, 2021 at 6:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When I was a kid, I could fall ten feet off the overhead bars at the playground and bounce to my feet with a cheery, 'I'm OK!!'

Now, I scoop ice cream that's a little too frozen and I feel like I've dislocated by shoulder.

Boru

Truth^

I just got myself a bowl of sherbet and didn't get as much as I'd have liked because I was afraid I would hurt something in the process of scooping it out.

The limitations brought on by getting older simply sucks.

Lab puppies grow quickly.

(February 24, 2021 at 8:31 pm)polymath257 Wrote: Lab puppies grow quickly.

Not if you have a well stocked lab with plenty of experiments going on...

Do you think Gordon Ramsay ever says, 'Fuck it' and just nukes a frozen burrito at 2 AM?

Boru

(February 25, 2021 at 6:41 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Do you think Gordon Ramsay ever says, 'Fuck it' and just nukes a frozen burrito at 2 AM?

Boru

I dunno.

But I wish he'd nuke his own head.

Not the worst idea I've heard today.

Boru

Shout out to Salvatore Minella, for discovering the dangers of raw chicken.

Sleep is for cowards.

Anti Maskers will never accept the evidence  alter their position due to the fact 
They don't want to take any of the  resposibilty that would come with taking Covid seriously
They don't wanna take responsibilty for months of not taking it seriously 
They are spoiled children who assume everything is centered around them