I could win 6% of the fight.
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6% Of Americans Think They Would Win A Fight Against A Grizzly Bear
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RE: 6% Of Americans Think They Would Win A Fight Against A Grizzly Bear
May 17, 2021 at 10:24 am
RE: 6% Of Americans Think They Would Win A Fight Against A Grizzly Bear
May 17, 2021 at 11:29 am
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2021 at 11:29 am by Fireball.)
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
RE: 6% Of Americans Think They Would Win A Fight Against A Grizzly Bear
May 17, 2021 at 11:31 am
Judging by the number of bears left and their diminishing range, I'd say that 94% of americans are underestimating their own abilities in face of a morbid fact.
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RE: 6% Of Americans Think They Would Win A Fight Against A Grizzly Bear
May 17, 2021 at 11:32 am
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2021 at 11:50 am by Rev. Rye.)
(May 17, 2021 at 7:11 am)brewer Wrote: I want to talk to the 28% that think they can't defeat a rat. 28% apparently think this is a normal rat: Okay, after thinking about it for more than a second, I think the fact that rodents are agile as all fuck probably helps. That and they’re proportionately very fast, with a top speed of about 8 miles per hour, and, while the mouse is smaller (though the top speed is still the same, if Google is any indication) its proportional speed is something akin to 161 miles per hour. Probably smaller for the rat, but it makes sense if you think about the fact that, while rats don’t put up much of a fight when caught, you still have to catch them, and that’s the hard part, especially when you don’t have weapons (a point specified by the survey). You ever try and catch a rat with your bare hands?
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. RE: 6% Of Americans Think They Would Win A Fight Against A Grizzly Bear
May 17, 2021 at 11:45 am
(May 17, 2021 at 11:31 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Judging by the number of bears left and their diminishing range, I'd say that 94% of americans are underestimating their own abilities in face of a morbid fact. The question DID specify ‘without weapons’. In broad terms, destruction of habitat and food supply qualify as weapons. Boru
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RE: 6% Of Americans Think They Would Win A Fight Against A Grizzly Bear
May 17, 2021 at 11:47 am
(May 17, 2021 at 11:31 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Judging by the number of bears left and their diminishing range, I'd say that 94% of americans are underestimating their own abilities in face of a morbid fact.And we’re keeping in mind that the survey specifically said that this fight would be without any weapons, which were almost certainly the big factor (besides humans becoming in invasive species in their territory) in why the number of bears and their diminishing range happened?
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. RE: 6% Of Americans Think They Would Win A Fight Against A Grizzly Bear
May 17, 2021 at 1:27 pm
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2021 at 1:32 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Reality is probably a negotiation between the 6% overconfident and the 94% at or under.
We've been exterminating bears, and large bears particularly, for as long as we've been around - one way or another. With or without weapons or a weapon in hand, it seems like we've always been more dangerous and more dangerous to them than they are or than they are to us. Granted, when it comes to people, you pretty much have to take a broad view of a weapon. I met a guy who was infatuated with a website back in the day - iwannafightabear dot com or somesuch. Obviously there was a fantasy of wrestling a bear. That part was unremarkable, it was a thing thing that blew up. What struck me is that he would start off by specifying that he wanted to fight a black bear as a beginner - fighting a brown bear, he'd say...would be crazy. I'd wonder why that seemed to make a difference (or a difference to crazy, for that matter). That was his first provision, though. Then he'd get stoned and come out with these elaborate scenarios that provided him with some advantage as he saw it. He'd really given it alot of idle thought. The stats they mentioned about dogs surprised me the most. Immediately reminds me of a bit of dialogue in Patriot. If you fought an 80 pound man you'd spend half of it laughing and all of it fucking that little motherfucker up.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
I think I’d sooner fight a large dog than a small one. Little dogs have more to prove.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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