I won't go into details of how it all started but a wonderful gentleman told me to fuck off and die in the parking lot at the market. I know exactly what he meant but I had always heard the phrase as eat shit and die, which makes more sense to me. Eating shit could actually cause death where fuck off (go away) and die is just wishful thinking, unless my going away includes walking in front of a bus or something similar.

So when you're pissed which form of the phrase do you use?

Yeah I know, over thinking. I could be having a 37 moment.

FOAD

I've heard both used, but I don't particularly have a preference.

Just as long as you die in some manner. *shrugs*

Eat shit, die and bark at the moon, motherfucker is the less colloquial version.

At work.

OMG am spoilt for choice.

Though I must admit the local Australian vernacular tends to render the term "F@ck" into a rather oppitimous light.

Personally I add in some choice Brit terms garnered from watching all the imported shows such as 'Toe-rag' and 'Bell-end'.

Though t'has been quite a while since my ire's been raised to such levels.

(September 19, 2021 at 9:48 pm)brewer Wrote: I won't go into details of how it all started but a wonderful gentleman told me to fuck off and die in the parking lot at the market. I know exactly what he meant but I had always heard the phrase as eat shit and die, which makes more sense to me. Eating shit could actually cause death where fuck off (go away) and die is just wishful thinking, unless my going away includes walking in front of a bus or something similar.

So when you're pissed which form of the phrase do you use?

Yeah I know, over thinking. I could be having a 37 moment.

What did you do to the poor bastard? I bet you said "Hey fuckwit, d'ya forget your mask again?"... lol
Then his reply would make perfect sense ... considering he's an imbecile.

(September 20, 2021 at 1:47 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote:

(September 19, 2021 at 9:48 pm)brewer Wrote: I won't go into details of how it all started but a wonderful gentleman told me to fuck off and die in the parking lot at the market. I know exactly what he meant but I had always heard the phrase as eat shit and die, which makes more sense to me. Eating shit could actually cause death where fuck off (go away) and die is just wishful thinking, unless my going away includes walking in front of a bus or something similar.

So when you're pissed which form of the phrase do you use?

Yeah I know, over thinking. I could be having a 37 moment.

What did you do to the poor bastard? I bet you said "Hey fuckwit, d'ya forget your mask again?"... lol
Then his reply would make perfect sense ... considering he's an imbecile.

Nah, pedestrian/driver altercation. He thought he and his car had the right of way. I let him know that was incorrect and that he had diminished mental capacity.

"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words."

Woody Allen

(September 19, 2021 at 9:48 pm)brewer Wrote: I won't go into details of how it all started but a wonderful gentleman told me to fuck off and die in the parking lot at the market. I know exactly what he meant but I had always heard the phrase as eat shit and die, which makes more sense to me. Eating shit could actually cause death where fuck off (go away) and die is just wishful thinking, unless my going away includes walking in front of a bus or something similar.

So when you're pissed which form of the phrase do you use?

Yeah I know, over thinking. I could be having a 37 moment.

"Eat shit and die" is what I've heard my entire life. "Fuck off and die" sure one can say that, but it usually isn't the norm.