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RE: Why did God get rid of the Trilobites?
October 20, 2021 at 12:54 pm
(October 20, 2021 at 12:47 pm)Jehanne Wrote: They were so beautiful, peaceful species who flourished in our World's oceans for over one-quarter of a billion years:
Did God just want to make us feel bad? And, in feeling bad, maybe lead more of us to Jesus, Allah, etc.?
They refused to sacrifice, circumcise, and stone to death their children. God ain’t having that shit.
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RE: Why did God get rid of the Trilobites?
October 20, 2021 at 12:56 pm
To many limbs to crucify!
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RE: Why did God get rid of the Trilobites?
October 20, 2021 at 1:51 pm
No... he just decided he didn't like the way they tasted!
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RE: Why did God get rid of the Trilobites?
October 20, 2021 at 2:03 pm
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RE: Why did God get rid of the Trilobites?
October 20, 2021 at 2:14 pm
Assuming there is one god.
Assuming this god has existed forever.
Assuming this god has a brain and can think and has feelings.
Eventually, he is going to get bored. It is unavoidable. After 100 y, after 1 million y, after 1 trillion y, after 10^10000000^1000000000 y, eventually, there comes a point when things become repetitive.
It is a very lonely existence if there is only one of your kind (1 god).
If you are going to creates universes, stars, planets and life, might as well kill some and create new ones.
Who will complain? Who can stop you? Does morality matter?
The christian and muslim concept of heaven. Is there really such a thing? Aren’t you going to get bored eventually?
How does the Bible and Koran describe heaven?
In mormonism, you will be a god with your own planet in the afterlife, but aren’t you going to get bored as well?
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RE: Why did God get rid of the Trilobites?
October 20, 2021 at 3:04 pm
god foresaw that humans would give them a silly name
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RE: Why did God get rid of the Trilobites?
October 20, 2021 at 4:47 pm
(October 20, 2021 at 3:04 pm)brewer Wrote: god foresaw that humans would give them a silly name
They're all named Hilda?
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RE: Why did God get rid of the Trilobites?
October 20, 2021 at 9:41 pm
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Remember, Raptor Jesus had to go extinct to allow Humanity to evolve into their sins.
Under its claws and the stone eyed witnesses of Raptor Jesus Trilobite apostles.....