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RE: Random Thoughts
February 26, 2022 at 9:33 am
(February 26, 2022 at 8:46 am)arewethereyet Wrote: All the medication ads on TV say that you shouldn't take it if your are allergic to it.  Well, duh.

But how do you know you are allergic until you take it and have a reaction?

And why is it all meds seem to cause nausea and diarrhea?  Can't they come up with a new set of side effects, like turning green and growing horns?

I want to meet the marketing genius who handled the Viagra account..... "Side effects - if you have an errection that lasts more than 4 hours call your doctor".

Why? To brag?

It probably happened ONCE in clinical trials.

The only way they could top that would be - "Viagra may cause permanent penile enlargement..."
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 26, 2022 at 9:42 am
(February 26, 2022 at 9:33 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(February 26, 2022 at 8:46 am)arewethereyet Wrote: All the medication ads on TV say that you shouldn't take it if your are allergic to it.  Well, duh.

But how do you know you are allergic until you take it and have a reaction?

And why is it all meds seem to cause nausea and diarrhea?  Can't they come up with a new set of side effects, like turning green and growing horns?

I want to meet the marketing genius who handled the Viagra account..... "Side effects - if you have an errection that lasts more than 4 hours call your doctor".

Why? To brag?

It probably happened ONCE in clinical trials.

The only way they could top that would be - "Viagra may cause permanent penile enlargement..."

Yeah - the ads are getting weirder.

There are so many that now describe various conditions as 'moderate to severe'. Who the fuck says, "I have moderate to severe *fill in the blank*?"

I have never heard a doctor describe any condition I have presented with as 'moderate to severe'. Those are the new advertising buzz words for pharmaceuticals.
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 26, 2022 at 9:45 am
Oh - there's another one - migraine medications say that possible side effects include headache. Say what?

The remedy I am going to take for a headache may cause a headache...what could go wrong?
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 26, 2022 at 11:22 am
(February 26, 2022 at 9:45 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Oh - there's another one - migraine medications say that possible side effects include headache.  Say what?

The remedy I am going to take for a headache may cause a headache...what could go wrong?

My wife was once prescribed a mild sedative. One of the side effects was ‘may cause drowsiness’.

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RE: Random Thoughts
February 26, 2022 at 11:25 am
(February 26, 2022 at 11:22 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 26, 2022 at 9:45 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Oh - there's another one - migraine medications say that possible side effects include headache.  Say what?

The remedy I am going to take for a headache may cause a headache...what could go wrong?

My wife was once prescribed a mild sedative. One of the side effects was ‘may cause drowsiness’.

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RE: Random Thoughts
February 26, 2022 at 12:23 pm
(February 26, 2022 at 6:11 am)Ahriman Wrote: I could've happily smoked weed and watched porn for the rest of my life. Too bad life didn't want me to do that.

Porn is free and weed is readily available. What’s stopping you?

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February 26, 2022 at 11:48 pm
It's all ogre now.
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 27, 2022 at 2:18 pm
(February 26, 2022 at 9:32 am)arewethereyet Wrote: So, Monday is sorta, kinda our 30th wedding anniversary.  Since we were married on Leap Day, it's not official.

A whole lotta people thought we wouldn't last.

Not enough preservatives?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 27, 2022 at 3:08 pm
Who do I need to pray to so that I stop suffering so much?
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February 27, 2022 at 4:59 pm
(February 27, 2022 at 3:08 pm)Ahriman Wrote: Who do I need to pray to so that I stop suffering so much?

The psychiatrist.
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