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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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We need to know the wavelength of a prayer in order to work out the best spacing of satellites to block them!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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Puts me in mind of the medieval stricture that nuns had to bathe under a canvas sheet so God wouldn't be offended by seeing their naked bodies.

Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent creator of the universe, bestower of life and master of the fates of Man - stymied by a canvas sheet.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(May 12, 2022 at 4:41 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Puts me in mind of the medieval stricture that nuns had to bathe under a canvas sheet so God wouldn't be offended by seeing their naked bodies.

Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent creator of the universe, bestower of life and master of the fates of Man - stymied by a canvas sheet.

Boru

Seems right...

Superman can' t see through lead. God can' t see through canvas.

Now we just need to find God' s kryptonite and we can finish off the miserable old cunt...
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but ..... an all seeing god??
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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(May 12, 2022 at 9:21 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: but ..... an all seeing god??

IK, R? And he saw her body when bathing as a youth, right up until she became his bride!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(May 12, 2022 at 11:16 am)Fireball Wrote:
(May 12, 2022 at 9:21 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: but ..... an all seeing god??

IK, R? And he saw her body when bathing as a youth, right up until she became his bride!

One of the great joys I continue to have in married life is seeing my bride naked.

Boru: 1, God: 0

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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We're evidence-based atheists here.
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Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t have any pictures of nuns taking a bath.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(May 12, 2022 at 1:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t have any pictures of nuns taking a bath.

Boru

You continue to disapoint!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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(May 12, 2022 at 1:43 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(May 12, 2022 at 1:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t have any pictures of nuns taking a bath.

Boru

You continue to disapoint!

It’s my raison d’etre.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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