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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 12, 2022 at 4:09 am
We need to know the wavelength of a prayer in order to work out the best spacing of satellites to block them!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 12, 2022 at 4:41 am
Puts me in mind of the medieval stricture that nuns had to bathe under a canvas sheet so God wouldn't be offended by seeing their naked bodies.

Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent creator of the universe, bestower of life and master of the fates of Man - stymied by a canvas sheet.

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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 12, 2022 at 7:59 am
(May 12, 2022 at 4:41 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Puts me in mind of the medieval stricture that nuns had to bathe under a canvas sheet so God wouldn't be offended by seeing their naked bodies.

Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent creator of the universe, bestower of life and master of the fates of Man - stymied by a canvas sheet.

Boru

Seems right...

Superman can' t see through lead. God can' t see through canvas.

Now we just need to find God' s kryptonite and we can finish off the miserable old cunt...
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 12, 2022 at 9:21 am
but ..... an all seeing god??
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 12, 2022 at 11:16 am
(May 12, 2022 at 9:21 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: but ..... an all seeing god??

IK, R? And he saw her body when bathing as a youth, right up until she became his bride!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 12, 2022 at 12:11 pm
(May 12, 2022 at 11:16 am)Fireball Wrote:
(May 12, 2022 at 9:21 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: but ..... an all seeing god??

IK, R? And he saw her body when bathing as a youth, right up until she became his bride!

One of the great joys I continue to have in married life is seeing my bride naked.

Boru: 1, God: 0

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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 12, 2022 at 12:25 pm
[Image: picsordidnthappen.jpg]

We're evidence-based atheists here.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 12, 2022 at 1:23 pm
Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t have any pictures of nuns taking a bath.

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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 12, 2022 at 1:43 pm
(May 12, 2022 at 1:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t have any pictures of nuns taking a bath.

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You continue to disapoint!
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
May 12, 2022 at 1:46 pm
(May 12, 2022 at 1:43 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(May 12, 2022 at 1:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t have any pictures of nuns taking a bath.

Boru

You continue to disapoint!

It’s my raison d’etre.

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