"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"
– Douglas Adams

  
                                      

‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax

Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"

Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken.