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Stupid things religious people say
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One day the angel did not come to the prophet Muhammad and he was devastated. He found a dog in his house, and removed the dog. The angel came and told him that angels don't enter homes with dogs and pictures.

Muhammad then had ALL DOGS KILLED.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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This man in India is holding his arm up for 45+ years as a devotion to God and is never putting it down.

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(May 20, 2022 at 1:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: This man in India is holding his arm up for 45+ years as a devotion to God and is never putting it down.

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Nah.

He just got cramp while masturbating a giraffe!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(May 20, 2022 at 4:44 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 20, 2022 at 1:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: This man in India is holding his arm up for 45+ years as a devotion to God and is never putting it down.

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Nah.

He just got cramp while masturbating a giraffe!

Yes... I get that too!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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(May 20, 2022 at 1:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: This man in India is holding his arm up for 45+ years as a devotion to God and is never putting it down.

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Good for him! As we all know, God said, ‘And those who raise their arm and put not it down shall be blessed above all men,’ but he never thought anyone would actually fall for it.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Georgia Republican gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor said “our founding fathers” came to “destroy American Indians’ homes and their land” to secure “our right to worship Jesus freely.”



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(May 20, 2022 at 12:14 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Georgia Republican gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor said “our founding fathers” came to “destroy American Indians’ homes and their land” to secure “our right to worship Jesus freely.”




Typical Christians - get rid of the natives, but keep the land.

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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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No more cannibalism for Pelosi.

Quote:On May 20, Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone said in a public statement that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, a life-long Catholic, will be barred from Communion in her home diocese of San Francisco.

"Her advocacy for codifying the Roe decision into federal law—it’s becoming more and more extreme and more and more aggressive. And I’ve been trying to speak with her about this."

https://www.americamagazine.org/politics...ion-243037
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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The Coast Guard should employ the RNC. They're able to find people that otherwise would not be found.
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GOP candidate for governor proposes new abortion 'punishment' after claiming life begins 'before conception'

Quote:"So I believe life begins in God before it begins at conception," he said, noting that his "plan is to push the legislators on both chambers as per their Republican GOP stance in Oklahoma to present this bill to the houses with the people behind it."

"Is it going to stop abortion all the way by people's choices? No," he said. "But do we need to create laws that match the punishment, that match the crime? Yes. And if we do that, God's hand and blessing will be back on this land. And it's going to take hard calls. It's going to take some guts."

https://www.rawstory.com/mark-sherwood-oklahoma/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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