Now, I'm thinking fish and chips for lunch tomorrow.  I am going over to the rental house early in the morning to do a bunch of work before it gets hot, and to establish that people are around. We managed to get the sponging tenants to move out a week head of the sheriff, but given all this covid moratorium shit, I'm afraid of squatters moving in and not being able to get them out. We're pushing hard for the remainder of the fixes to be quick. A little lot of paint touch-up, a new floor in the kitchen, clean the carpets and put in new mini-blinds where their eejit dog tore them down.

I think the best example of what shits they were is claiming how fussy they were about cleanliness and leaving the place like a pigsty, and about 2 cubic yards of trash that we have to dispose of. The kicker- they moved 9/30, and there were eggs outside, in a busted suitcase in the trash they left. I didn't find them until the second bin of trash. We rented the place to them $500 below market because the woman of the tri-partite was my wife's friend from work. I didn't approve of that from the get-go, but my disapproval wasn't of interest. My vote was to sell it instead of renting. Man, I don't need this shit.

Robert Pattinson would make a compelling Mario.

(October 20, 2022 at 11:42 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Robert Pattinson would make a compelling Mario.

It’s a little known but completely made up fact the Mario’s surname is ‘Itsami’. This is why he’s always saying, ‘Itsami - Mario!’.

Boru

I will happily serve the Greater Evil, as doing so brings me closer to realizing my dream of being a happy girl.

Social Security was apparently short paying me for the last nine months. Got a small surprise deposit in my bank account and had to figure out why.

It won't make me rich but I sure don't intend to send it back.

Jeans wearing in the eighties was when men knew how to properly show off their buttocks.

You cannot possibly believe the nonsense you spew is not a challenge to believe even sillier nonsense.

It's official; I am a danger to myself.

I finally was able to remove two bandages from my right arm and hand and promptly needed three bandages for my left arm, wrist, and hand. All I was trying to do was vacuum under and around furniture in my office using the hose and attachments on my upright vacuum when I went too far and the damn thing fell on me.

Luckily, I had a new economy-sized box of Bandaids that don't rip the skin off me when I remove them.

Cripes.

I'm picturing a physical comedy scene.

(October 21, 2022 at 8:43 pm)Tomato Wrote: I'm picturing a physical comedy scene.

My husband suggested that I just sit down before I kill myself piece by piece.