What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
June 11, 2023 at 9:51 am
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What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
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RE: What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
June 11, 2023 at 12:11 pm
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2023 at 12:12 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(June 11, 2023 at 9:51 am)FlatAssembler Wrote: Up until yesterday, my AEC-to-WebAssembly compiler was, if somebody tried to use two structures of different types as the second and the third operand to the `?:` (ternary conditional) operator (which is always wrong, but it has happened to me quite a few times that I accidentally tried to do it in C++), as in this example: It took you hours to resolve a mistake you made three years ago in your compiler? I foresee a great future for you as a programmer. Boru
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RE: What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
June 11, 2023 at 12:35 pm
(June 11, 2023 at 12:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(June 11, 2023 at 9:51 am)FlatAssembler Wrote: Up until yesterday, my AEC-to-WebAssembly compiler was, if somebody tried to use two structures of different types as the second and the third operand to the `?:` (ternary conditional) operator (which is always wrong, but it has happened to me quite a few times that I accidentally tried to do it in C++), as in this example: Well, there were actually two bugs that are triggered by that code, one in the core of the compiler and one in the semantic analyzer. It would have probably taken me significantly less time if I knew how to use a debugger. But compilers are among the most complicated pieces of software, perhaps only less complicated than operating systems. RE: What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
June 11, 2023 at 1:11 pm
(June 11, 2023 at 12:35 pm)FlatAssembler Wrote:(June 11, 2023 at 12:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It took you hours to resolve a mistake you made three years ago in your compiler? I foresee a great future for you as a programmer. You don't know how to use a debugger? I foresee a great future for you as a programmer. Boru
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RE: What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
June 11, 2023 at 2:57 pm
(June 11, 2023 at 1:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(June 11, 2023 at 12:35 pm)FlatAssembler Wrote: Well, there were actually two bugs that are triggered by that code, one in the core of the compiler and one in the semantic analyzer. It would have probably taken me significantly less time if I knew how to use a debugger. But compilers are among the most complicated pieces of software, perhaps only less complicated than operating systems. Well, they didn't teach us that at the university, and I haven't bothered to learn it in my free time. RE: What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
June 11, 2023 at 3:30 pm
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2023 at 3:31 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(June 11, 2023 at 2:57 pm)FlatAssembler Wrote:(June 11, 2023 at 1:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You don't know how to use a debugger? I foresee a great future for you as a programmer. You didn’t bother to learn a basic skill for your chosen profession? I foresee a great future for you as a programmer. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
June 11, 2023 at 3:51 pm
(June 11, 2023 at 3:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(June 11, 2023 at 2:57 pm)FlatAssembler Wrote: Well, they didn't teach us that at the university, and I haven't bothered to learn it in my free time. I would be deeply concerned if a programmer I was interviewing hadn't bothered to learn how to use a debugger, and if asked why, and this was the answer... RE: What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
June 11, 2023 at 3:52 pm
RE: What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
June 11, 2023 at 3:54 pm
(June 11, 2023 at 3:51 pm)Jackalope Wrote:(June 11, 2023 at 3:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You didn’t bother to learn a basic skill for your chosen profession? I foresee a great future for you as a programmer. ...even more so if he told me he rather bothered others with his linguistics BS.
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RE: What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?
June 11, 2023 at 4:34 pm
And what kind of university doesn’t include debugging in a COMPUTER SCIENCE course?? Big Lou’s House O’ Data?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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