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The Absurd GOP
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(October 10, 2023 at 11:37 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Sarah Sanders accused of altering public records about her $19,000 podium purchase

Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders (R-AR) faces new and deepening questions in the so-called "Podiumgate" controversy, following a new report that she tried to alter records about an invoice for a $19,000 lectern she purchased with a state government credit card, according to the Associated Press.

"The Arkansas GOP paid for the lectern in September, but the words 'to be reimbursed' were only added later to the original invoice, records released this week show. The undated reimbursement note adds to weeks of scrutiny over the purchase, which has dominated political talk in Arkansas," reported Andrew DeMillo. "The Republican Party of Arkansas reimbursed the state for the purchase on Sept. 14, and Sanders’ office has called the use of a state credit card for the lectern an accounting error. Sanders’ office said it received the lectern in August."

Prior reports have indictated, however, that the reimbursement was only arranged after reporters started asking questions.

https://www.rawstory.com/sanders-podium-questions/

19K for a fucking podium?? What does it do - shit gold coins? Dispense ice cream? Diaper your baby? Poor people in Arkansas need to get out their torches and pitchforks.

Here’s the actual podium:

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Here is a competing model:

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‘Fiscal conservatives’, me arse.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(May 10, 2023 at 3:30 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Mr. Santos was charged with seven counts of wire fraud, three counts of money laundering, one count of theft of public funds, and two counts of making materially false statements to the House of Representatives.

Former astronaut and Heisman Trophy winner George Santos faces 23 additional counts including conspiracy, wire fraud, false statements, falsification of records, aggravated identity theft and credit card fraud

No word yet if he was offered a top position at the Trump Org for his efforts.
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The Republican Party

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Absurd GOP
SC Congresswoman wears scarlet letter because illiteracy.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/42490...rthy-vote/

In other news, Trump seems to think Israel was invaded by hummus.
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It's always something here in SC.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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(October 11, 2023 at 1:13 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: It's always something here in SC.

I remember when we lived there it was always something to do with Strom Thurman.  What a POS he was.
  
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I see the Republicans have nominated Scalise for Speaker. This sets up an interesting, but admittedly far-fetched scenario.

Scalise is disliked - sometimes vehemently so - by at least 99 Republican and all Democratic House members. He needs 217 votes from the entire House to be elected. If just 5 Republicans cross the aisle and vote for the Democratic nominee (certain to be Hakeem Jeffries), you could end up with a Republican majority House led by a Democratic Speaker.

The odds of this happening are somewhere between ‘none’ and ‘have you lost your fucking mind, Boru?’, in no small part because any defecting Republicans would be almost guaranteed to lose their committee seats and their next election.

Fun to think about, though.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Hey remember when the GOP mocked Biden for slipping down some stairs and used that to prove Biden was unfit for office 





So when will I see the Fox News/ Daily Wire segment demanding he step down?
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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Well, there's one.   Buckle up.

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(October 11, 2023 at 2:44 pm)The Architect Of Fate Wrote: Hey remember when the GOP mocked Biden for slipping down some stairs and used that to prove Biden was unfit for office 





So when will I see the Fox News/ Daily Wire segment demanding he step down?

I'm on my 18th time watching this and it's still funny.
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