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RE: Christmas insanity
November 22, 2023 at 1:19 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#32
RE: Christmas insanity
November 22, 2023 at 7:30 pm
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#33
RE: Christmas insanity
November 22, 2023 at 8:24 pm
(November 22, 2023 at 1:19 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Snowm.jpg]

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#34
RE: Christmas insanity
November 22, 2023 at 8:34 pm
(November 22, 2023 at 7:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: kFeVzHD_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

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#35
RE: Christmas insanity
November 22, 2023 at 9:05 pm
(November 20, 2023 at 9:31 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Presents.jpg]

I just love memes with punctuation errors.  Sigh.
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#36
RE: Christmas insanity
November 22, 2023 at 9:07 pm (This post was last modified: November 22, 2023 at 9:07 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(November 21, 2023 at 6:45 am)brewer Wrote: [Image: baby-jesus-deviled-eggs-v0-jpes9a96d68a1...f1a41e7f40]

That's what we call "A litter of Jeebuses!"

I don't think Mary has enough teats!
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#37
RE: Christmas insanity
November 22, 2023 at 9:12 pm
(November 21, 2023 at 9:43 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Christmas Holocaust comin' up. Every year I lose 2-3 or more cousins to Xmas presents. Most rifles, some handguns. Last year one young man got a 9 pounder cannon. (Fired 9 pound cannon balls. That's 408 9mm bullets.) He loaded it wrong. "It's be louder and go further if we put more powder in it." No nondestructive testing done on that 150 year old cannon.

We can only hope that they hadn't yet reproduced.  We don't need another turd floating in the gene pool.
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#38
RE: Christmas insanity
November 22, 2023 at 10:00 pm
(November 22, 2023 at 9:05 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(November 20, 2023 at 9:31 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Presents.jpg]

I just love memes with punctuation errors.  Sigh.

Dick and two balls. Do the math.




Hilarious
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 23, 2023 at 10:59 am
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 23, 2023 at 10:49 pm
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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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