Adulthood is basically whispering, ‘What fucking now?’ under your breath every time you get a phone call.

Boru

(July 8, 2025 at 12:14 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Considering how many movies have been made out of conspiracy theories (JFK, Shakespeare, Lindbergh's baby), someone should make a movie about Paul McCartney dying and being replaced by a doppelganger in 1966 whose name is William Campbell.

William Kennedy for a tinfoil hat trick.

I met Bruce Campbell once in an airport. He is really like that. And he ate my fries. Not sure if he had a fries license.

(July 10, 2025 at 11:28 am)Nanny Wrote: I met Bruce Campbell once in an airport. He is really like that. And he ate my fries. Not sure if he had a fries license.

I’ve never met Bruce Campbell. But if I ever do and he tries to take food from me, he’ll need a for real prosthetic hand.

Boru

I heard this again this morning on the radio. When they interview people after a tragic event someone almost always mentions that there was a "vigual" held or going to be held for the victims. It's like they squished vigil and visual together to come up with this word. The first time I heard it, I thought it was a one off...nope. There are viguals happening with frequency here in Texas.

What was that? Let's cut education funding? Yeah, that's a damn fine idea.

(July 10, 2025 at 2:40 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I heard this again this morning on the radio.  When they interview people after a tragic event someone almost always mentions that there was a "vigual" held or going to be held for the victims.  It's like they squished vigil and visual together to come up with this word.  The first time I heard it, I thought it was a one off...nope.  There are viguals happening with frequency here in Texas.

What was that?  Let's cut education funding?  Yeah, that's a damn fine idea.

Boru

Another random encounter while traveling. I was sat at a hotel bar, knackered by the flights, having a beer and bar food. It's late and there are only a few of us left. We're watching baseball.

A tattooed guy a few seats down strikes up a conversation. Eventually he asks what I do, so I told him. I then asked him. "I'm in a band you might have heard of, we're called 311."

I told him I wasn't familiar with their work. He offered comp tickets to the show they were doing but I didn't have the heart to tell him how much his band sucks.

Insomnia can fuck right off.

I've had just about enough of this getting-up-and-down bullshit.

Boru

I wish this site was more active. There's a lot of discussions that I want to chime in on but they're mostly dormant for over thirty days and the site suggests making a new thread instead.