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Howdy From Texas...The Bible Belt!
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Welcome to our little dark heart of evil. Lot of atheists here to kick back with.
The Children Stew will begin cooking at six. Please bring a kid to boil.  ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png) 
I live right down the road from an orphanage - you want I should pick up a sixer on my way to visit you?
![[Image: Untitled2_zpswaosccbr.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1140.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn569%2Fthesummerqueen%2FUntitled2_zpswaosccbr.png)   Lunchbox...  to the forums from Oz. Yup ... if there is an atheist heaven this is it 
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
I didn't want to post a new thread...but today, in class...a student passes me a note toward the end of our session..."Evolutionist are idiots...dinosaurs were killed off by Gods flood...the Earth is only 7000 years old...start teaching creation."
Seriously. I was fucking FLOORED. Not that a xtian could be stupid...but I was wondering who the YE holdouts were...WTF?!?!?!
Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata; hiding with the candy, hoping the children do not break through with a stick.
People who don't keep up with archaeology??
Wow mate... Ya gotta give them some kudos though...they have added 1000 years to the original 6000 one hears quoted by YEC's "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Figure out who wrote the note....kid's handwriting is execrable as a rule...and flunk them. Anyone that stupid deserves to be left back.
Then tell them to study something aside from their fucking bible. 
I know you can't because you'd lose your job, but a good response to that would be:
"Hey you little prick, If creation were true, they'd pay me to teach your retarded ass all about it, instead of evolution. Seeing as how I have taken the time to educate you on the facts of the origin of species, and you still think that the world is 7,000 years old, I have no choice but to fail you for the semester. I hope you fuck a drunk bitch who's forgotten to remove her Vag Axe, and the doctors have to remove it surgically from your shriveled, embarrassed primate penis." 42
Sometimes Alei...I've just got to sit back in awe of you!!
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
(January 19, 2012 at 4:59 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Sometimes Alei...I've just got to sit back in awe of you!! Well... I suppose I can be charming at times... Thanks, Kich! You rock me like a hurricane, yourself! 
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Charming?? You under-rate yourself darlin!!
Would have loved to have been a teacher and given that sort of response to a fundie smartarse fucknutt pimple face kid!! Grrr 
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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