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You Are Going To Hell If You....
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You Are Going To Hell If You....
* eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
* cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
* grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
* wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
* read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
* consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
* cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
* trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
* are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
* plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
* bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
* collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
* insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
* mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
* spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
* drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13]

Source:
http://www.angelfire.com/on4/calebhamer/index.html
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
Oh goodie Dodgy

Can't even get crop rotation right Hmph
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
I'm saved! [Image: bliss.gif]

Masturbation isn't on the list ! [Image: woowoo.gif]
Christian - A moron who believes that an all-benevolent God can simultaneously be a hateful jealous male-chauvinistic pig.
Wiccan - The epitome of cerebral evolution having mastered the magical powers of the universe and is in eternal harmony with the mind of God.
Atheist - An ill-defined term that means something different to everyone who uses it.
~~~~~
Luke 23:34 Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.
Clearly Jesus (a fictitious character or otherwise) will forgive people if they merely know not what they do
For the Bible Tells us so!
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
Quote:insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]


I'm fucked.

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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
Nah, you're covered Min. The Chimp is fair game.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
(February 23, 2012 at 11:31 pm)Forsaken Wrote: * eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
* cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
* grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
* wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
* read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
* consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
* cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
* trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
* are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
* plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
* bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
* collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
* insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
* mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
* spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
* drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13]

Source:
http://www.angelfire.com/on4/calebhamer/index.html

Yes, if you do not know Christ as your savior. No matter how bad or how good one may be without Christ as your savior hell is the last stop.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
(February 24, 2012 at 1:38 am)Godschild Wrote: Yes, if you do not know Christ as your savior. No matter how bad or how good one may be without Christ as your savior hell is the last stop.

I'd say "hell" is a state of mind you enter while you are alive if you believe in such voodoo and worry over it. Once you're dead, there is no mind and no place to experience anything at all. Heaven and hell, like karma, are instant or nothing at all.

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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
(February 24, 2012 at 1:49 am)whateverist Wrote:
(February 24, 2012 at 1:38 am)Godschild Wrote: Yes, if you do not know Christ as your savior. No matter how bad or how good one may be without Christ as your savior hell is the last stop.

I'd say "hell" is a state of mind you enter while you are alive if you believe in such voodoo and worry over it. Once you're dead, there is no mind and no place to experience anything at all. Heaven and hell, like karma, are instant or nothing at all.

I do not worry about hell, nor do I worry about my beliefs. How do you know there is nothing after one dies. Do you have proof there is no spirit, heaven and hell, remember because you have no physical evidence they exist, does not mean they do not exist. Two hundred years ago no one had any proof the galaxies existed, now we know there are billions.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
(February 24, 2012 at 1:38 am)Godschild Wrote: Yes, if you do not know Christ as your savior. No matter how bad or how good one may be without Christ as your savior hell is the last stop.

That's a lie Godschild.

Jesus himself said on his way out, "Father forgive them for they know not what they do".

Thus clearly it's Jesus' position that people should be automatically forgiven if they merely are not aware that what they are doing is wrong.

So whoever taught you that you need "Christ" as your savior lied to you.

Clearly Jesus himself does not support that view.

Jesus also said that he did not come to judge the world but to save it.

He also taught that he will not judge anyone for not believing in him or his words.

He also said that he did not come for the righteous as the righteous do not need to be 'saved' for they are already righteous.

So the only people who need to be 'saved' are the evil Christians who continually tell lies about what Jesus even stood for.

The rest of us are automatically saved according to Jesus' own words.

And surely you're not going to challenge the words of Jesus?

Christian - A moron who believes that an all-benevolent God can simultaneously be a hateful jealous male-chauvinistic pig.
Wiccan - The epitome of cerebral evolution having mastered the magical powers of the universe and is in eternal harmony with the mind of God.
Atheist - An ill-defined term that means something different to everyone who uses it.
~~~~~
Luke 23:34 Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.
Clearly Jesus (a fictitious character or otherwise) will forgive people if they merely know not what they do
For the Bible Tells us so!
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
Quote:How do you know there is nothing after one dies.


Because superstitious fools insists that there is.
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