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I've had a vision
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I've had a vision
Last night fellow sentients I was visited by an ambassador from Venus who told me that he was here on this Earth once before in the form of the being we now call Jesus.

This is an important message and 100% true. If we do not change our wicked ways the galactic council are to remove our protected status and allow any race whatsoever to come here and do as they will.

There are many races that would like to inhabit our planet and use us as slaves and food but at the moment they are all turned away by the Earth Protection Fleet.

It's not too late to change, we just have to embrace Cosmic spirituality as taught by the Aetherius Society and we will be spared this disaster.

We must all sing praises to the Cosmos/God now to show our betters that we have the ability to become spiritually aware and evolve into more advanced peoples.

I can't impress upon you all enough the urgency of the task that lies ahead of us. Please don't scoff or mock as this will only serve to support the notion that we are not worth saving. The galactic council are monitoring this site from orbit as we type, oh hail our galactic masters in their infinite wisdom and mercy!
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#2
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Are you a pock suppet, a too-obvious Poe, or simply off your meds?
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#3
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The screen background must be white enough to be attracting the loonies.
Trying to update my sig ...
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I don't get what poe's actually hope to achieve? Do they really get a kick out of this?
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#5
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Quote:this will only serve to support the notion that we are not worth saving.

You are worth shooting.
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Quote:"We must all sing praises to the Cosmos/God now to show our betters that we have the ability to become spiritually aware and evolve into more advanced peoples."

Do we all have to get naked when we to do this?
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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(March 31, 2012 at 7:43 pm)padraic Wrote: Are you a pock suppet, a too-obvious Poe, or simply off your meds?

Sounds like either an L. Ron Hubbard wannabe or a David Miscavige clone. Either way, he is best put on ignore till he eventually gets banned.
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Bueller Wrote:Please don't scoff or mock as this will only serve to support the notion that we are not worth saving.

Take your meds.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(March 31, 2012 at 8:41 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:
Quote:"We must all sing praises to the Cosmos/God now to show our betters that we have the ability to become spiritually aware and evolve into more advanced peoples."

Do we all have to get naked when we to do this?

Absolutely, yes
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(March 31, 2012 at 7:30 pm)Bueller Wrote: Last night fellow sentients I was visited by an ambassador from Venus who told me that he was here on this Earth once before in the form of the being we now call Jesus.
Venus is like 850 degrees its incapable of supporting life.. just letting you know.

Quote:This is an important message and 100% true. If we do not change our wicked ways the galactic council are to remove our protected status and allow any race whatsoever to come here and do as they will.

This is just and adapted plot from the day the earth stood still.

Quote:There are many races that would like to inhabit our planet and use us as slaves and food but at the moment they are all turned away by the Earth Protection Fleet.

Seems a lot of effort to eat us? But sounds like a laugh.

Quote:It's not too late to change, we just have to embrace Cosmic spirituality as taught by the Aetherius Society and we will be spared this disaster.

Cosmic spirituality is non-sense just watched like 2 hours of ancient aliens cannot deal with this kind of fantasy.

Quote:We must all sing praises to the Cosmos/God now to show our betters that we have the ability to become spiritually aware and evolve into more advanced peoples.

I don't sing.. Exept when playing rock band because I'm bad ass or a nerd.. either way no singing to magic mystery aliens.

Quote:I can't impress upon you all enough the urgency of the task that lies ahead of us. Please don't scoff or mock as this will only serve to support the notion that we are not worth saving. The galactic council are monitoring this site from orbit as we type, oh hail our galactic masters in their infinite wisdom and mercy!

How could I ever mock such brilliance that believes jesus was from venus.. You have one amazing imagination. Have you thought of writing sci-fi?

Side note to the galactic council: Turn off your invisibility cloak and say hi!
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