Jesus wanted to go to Venus, take a balloon and go sailing... according to Elton John at least.

Go to Walmart Pharmacy, your meds are waiting for you....

(March 31, 2012 at 9:21 pm)picto90 Wrote:

(March 31, 2012 at 8:41 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:

Quote:"We must all sing praises to the Cosmos/God now to show our betters that we have the ability to become spiritually aware and evolve into more advanced peoples."

Do we all have to get naked when we to do this?

Absolutely, yes

Though I'd enjoy the breeze, some of us wouldn't look so good without the clothes. For the sake of not having to pay anyone's therapy bills I'll wear some palm fronds (fan palms).

(March 31, 2012 at 7:30 pm)Bueller Wrote: Last night fellow sentients I was visited by an ambassador from Venus who told me that he was here on this Earth once before in the form of the being we now call Jesus.

Hey! Are you trying to impersonate me, dude?

Am I the only one who's remembered that it's Aprils fools day?

(April 1, 2012 at 4:32 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Am I the only one who's remembered that it's Aprils fools day?

Where religion is concerned it is April Fools day 365 days of the year, Zen.
Only it's not a joke.

This is no joke I can assure you. As we type there are fleets of ships and other such craft the like of which our feeble human imagination cannot comprehend poised and ready to act as soon as the galactic council comes to a decision. As far as they are concerned the Earth is ripe for the picking and without protection we are lost.

Our only hope is to show true repentance for the sins of our race and to embrace the Cosmic spirituality that has been taught through Christianity and the lessons of Ambassador Jesus who, as I mentioned, visited me in a vision. You may think that you have the right to not believe but this will be your downfall as the message has been given.

Heed my warning or perish.

I think that Buell is playing a joke Yes??

Come on people, this is clearly a joke! Nobody could be stupid enough to believe something contrary to all evidence.

Wait...

I know that atheists love nothing more than to mock deeply held beliefs but this is not a belief, this is a fact. Didn't you read that I told you I had a vision and a visitation from Jesus? Why would anyone make that up? Open your minds to the truth!

(April 1, 2012 at 5:24 am)Bueller Wrote: This is no joke I can assure you. As we type there are fleets of ships and other such craft the like of which our feeble human imagination cannot comprehend poised and ready to act as soon as the galactic council comes to a decision. As far as they are concerned the Earth is ripe for the picking and without protection we are lost.

Our only hope is to show true repentance for the sins of our race and to embrace the Cosmic spirituality that has been taught through Christianity and the lessons of Ambassador Jesus who, as I mentioned, visited me in a vision. You may think that you have the right to not believe but this will be your downfall as the message has been given.

Heed my warning or perish.

The fleets of other such craft look like DC-9s right? The galactic council is led by Xenu right? You really need to get a better shtick.