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Jesus is Better?
Cinjin Offline Donators
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#11
RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 2:37 pm
(May 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm)Napoleon Wrote: What about "Shit Stain"?

awe ... are you trying to make me butt hurt Napoleon?

**eyes welling up**
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#12
RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Try YHWH,,,,when they ask how to pronounce that tell them "Blow Me.:
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#13
RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Jesus is better? I thought he was dead.



Quote:Or maybe Jesus H. Christ - in order to keep all the blasphemy out???


Why?
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#14
RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 7:58 pm
(May 4, 2012 at 7:31 pm)padraic Wrote: Jesus is better? I thought he was dead.

Worse. He never was in the first place.
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#15
RE: Jesus is Better?
May 5, 2012 at 3:03 am
(May 4, 2012 at 7:58 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(May 4, 2012 at 7:31 pm)padraic Wrote: Jesus is better? I thought he was dead.

Worse. He never was in the first place.

He is

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#16
RE: Jesus is Better?
May 5, 2012 at 10:23 am
(May 4, 2012 at 2:37 pm)Cinjin Wrote: awe ... are you trying to make me butt hurt Napoleon?

**eyes welling up**

Sorry, I just thought it was an appropriate suggestion Wink

In all seriousness though, I'd much rather you stick with your current name. I would find it hard to see you as anyone else.
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#17
RE: Jesus is Better?
May 5, 2012 at 10:57 am (This post was last modified: May 5, 2012 at 11:02 am by Reforged.)
(May 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: How about "Castiel"

The angel from "Supernatural"

Oh I swear on my life if he takes on your suggestion, thereby permanently ruining Supernatural for me, I will mushroom slap the shit out of you.
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#18
RE: Jesus is Better?
May 5, 2012 at 2:52 pm
(May 4, 2012 at 2:13 pm)Thor Wrote: Your avatar could be a bag of Cheetos and your screen name could be "Cheezus".

Or his avatar could be a Cheeto that [allegedly] looks like Jesus.
Don’t ask.

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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 5, 2012 at 4:21 pm (This post was last modified: May 5, 2012 at 4:21 pm by Thor.)
(May 5, 2012 at 2:52 pm)Diamond Wrote: Or his avatar could be a Cheeto that [allegedly] looks like Jesus.

If I had something like that I'd put it on ebay and watch the godtards go crazy bidding for it. After all, some moron paid $10,000 for the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich!
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God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 5, 2012 at 4:51 pm (This post was last modified: May 5, 2012 at 4:53 pm by Tobie.)
(May 5, 2012 at 4:21 pm)Thor Wrote:
(May 5, 2012 at 2:52 pm)Diamond Wrote: Or his avatar could be a Cheeto that [allegedly] looks like Jesus.

If I had something like that I'd put it on ebay and watch the godtards go crazy bidding for it. After all, some moron paid $10,000 for the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich!

They probably make special toasters for that kind of thing Tongue

I've never come across any stories of Muhammad's face on any kind of food. It must be a christian only thing, to have your saviour, and eat him too.
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