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God is real.
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#31
RE: God is real.
June 1, 2012 at 10:29 pm
$5 he comes back as dingMYling. takers?
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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#32
RE: God is real.
June 1, 2012 at 10:29 pm (This post was last modified: June 1, 2012 at 10:30 pm by Cyberman.)
Anyone going to guess what name he'll be back as this time?

(EDIT: bugger, beaten to the punch again!)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#33
RE: God is real.
June 1, 2012 at 10:30 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 10:29 pm)jackman Wrote: $5 he comes back as dingMYling. takers?

You're on.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#34
RE: God is real.
June 1, 2012 at 10:30 pm
Thanks, Rayaan. Sorry, guys. I nailed the first one and thought I could wander off for a minute.
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#35
RE: God is real.
June 1, 2012 at 10:31 pm
wait wait, they may ban him on some "ding.*"
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#36
RE: God is real.
June 1, 2012 at 10:31 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 10:30 pm)Shell B Wrote: Thanks, Rayaan. Sorry, guys. I nailed the first one and thought I could wander off for a minute.

We cried and cried Shell but you weren't here to stop the bad man...
:'(
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#37
RE: God is real.
June 1, 2012 at 10:32 pm
I'll let you guys bat him around for a bit next time.
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#38
RE: God is real.
June 1, 2012 at 10:33 pm (This post was last modified: June 1, 2012 at 10:33 pm by Reforged.)
I hope he comes back otherwise jack won't get to pay me $5.
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#39
RE: God is real.
June 1, 2012 at 10:34 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 10:30 pm)Shell B Wrote: Thanks, Rayaan. Sorry, guys. I nailed the first one and thought I could wander off for a minute.

You're welcome.

Luckily, I came online at the moment when he came back with a sock account, so I just went right ahead with the banhammer. Big Grin
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#40
RE: God is real.
June 1, 2012 at 10:35 pm
they need to tell us if they prevent-banned any name with ding*, or we may never know. maybe he will try dingleberry and that won't work either.
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