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The FSM is real!!

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The FSM is real!!
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The FSM is real!!
August 11, 2015 at 5:20 pm (This post was last modified: August 11, 2015 at 5:21 pm by Kingpin.)
Does this classify as evidence?

http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2015/08/...nt-project
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#2
RE: The FSM real!!
August 11, 2015 at 5:21 pm
Let's see.  You DO boil spaghetti in salt water so, yeah.  I'm convinced.

Break out the Holy Sauce and Cheese.
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#3
RE: The FSM is real!!
August 11, 2015 at 5:25 pm
Well I guess a floating spaghetti monster is just as good as a flying one. Ill take it.
Take the risk of thinking for yourself, much more happiness, truth, beauty, and wisdom will come to you that way - Christopher Hitchens 
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August 11, 2015 at 5:29 pm
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#5
RE: The FSM is real!!
August 11, 2015 at 5:39 pm
Evidence shmevidence, you have to wait until the pope says so. Or Jesus.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#6
RE: The FSM is real!!
August 11, 2015 at 6:08 pm
(August 11, 2015 at 5:39 pm)Alex K Wrote: Evidence shmevidence, you have to wait until the pope says so. Or Jesus.

I say so, and I'm better than both of those suckas because I say so. So there
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#7
RE: The FSM is real!!
August 11, 2015 at 6:22 pm
Even the flying spaghetti monster has more evidence than the existence of God.
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RE: The FSM is real!!
August 11, 2015 at 7:13 pm (This post was last modified: August 11, 2015 at 7:13 pm by Dystopia.)
Why flying? I prefer ground troops. Oh wait stop thinking about videogames YOU DUMBFUCK!!! *Punches Own head
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#9
RE: The FSM is real!!
August 11, 2015 at 7:20 pm
I no longer wish to be touched by His Noodley Appendages.
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RE: The FSM is real!!
August 11, 2015 at 7:27 pm
Pastafarianism is dead, Chinduiism is the latest thing. A  chinese starter followed by an indian main course leads to a divine revelation.

But you can still have onion bhajis too, for verily they are the sacrament. Oh, no wait, is that the poppadom. I sense a schism!!!
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