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So what if Hell was real...
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So what if Hell was real...
So say Hell was real and all of us atheists are fucked, what do imagine Hell is like? Devil Thinking
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. - A dusty old book that I found that must be completely true because someone wrote it down.
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#2
RE: So Hell was real...
Endless handjobs from a bearded caucasian man in a white robe?

(bonus points if he's completely uninterested, you know, keeps looking at his watch and flashing the "hurry the fuck up already" eyes)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: So Hell was real...
(June 10, 2012 at 11:24 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Endless handjobs from a bearded caucasian man in a white robe?

(bonus points if he's completely uninterested, you know, keeps looking at his watch and flashing the "hurry the fuck up already" eyes)

Dude, thats Heaven.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. - A dusty old book that I found that must be completely true because someone wrote it down.
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#4
RE: So what if Hell was real...
Sitting in some fucking church listening to some asshole drone on and on about sin or some other such bullshit.
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#5
RE: So what if Hell was real...
/thread
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RE: So what if Hell was real...
(June 10, 2012 at 11:22 pm)WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth Wrote: So say Hell was real and all of us atheists are fucked, what do imagine Hell is like? Devil Thinking

Clacton-on-sea

That was not a good holiday.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: So what if Hell was real...
Hell is simply a place without any decent Tex-Mex food.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#8
RE: So what if Hell was real...
I hear that the pita is always stale, the falafel is always dry, and the tabouli is past it's best-by date in hell.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#9
RE: So what if Hell was real...
The horrid despair of finding out Christianity was right. It would be worse than the lake I'd be burning in.

Finding out the afterlife is run by a tyrant would be extraordinarily depressing.
This is stupid
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#10
RE: So what if Hell was real...
But the idea that you would never have to see that tyrant ever would bring some comfort.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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