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Idiots Flock To A Tree.....

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Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 17, 2012 at 8:40 am (This post was last modified: July 17, 2012 at 8:42 am by Justtristo.)
I am literally at a lost for words over the sheer stupidity of this thing.
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 17, 2012 at 8:46 am
(July 17, 2012 at 8:40 am)Justtristo Wrote: I am literally at a lost for words over the sheer stupidity of this thing.

You would think so wouldn't you-
but there are bucks in it

[Image: shroud-of-turin-2-2.jpg]

This one has been drawing the crowds for years
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 17, 2012 at 2:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8-8WJxA-cI
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm
I took a shit and noticed the turd kind of looked like Jesus. Maybe I shouldn't have flushed it away.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm (This post was last modified: July 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm by Whateverist.)
So many pray for a sign and you just flush your precious message from god down the shitter???? What is wrong with you?
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 17, 2012 at 4:25 pm
There was woman here in Michigan that found a potato chip that she swore was shaped like Jesus. There was a news story on it, and the chip is now in a display case in her church. Pathetic.
You can't ignore the people who disagree and pretend it makes you right.
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm
Michigan, eh? What city?
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm
(July 17, 2012 at 3:28 pm)whateverist Wrote: So many pray for a sign and you just flush your precious message from god down the shitter???? What is wrong with you?

I know! I'll bet I could have gotten 10 grand if I put it on ebay!
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RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 17, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Ebay's great for selling relics to the gullib... sorry, faithful. For a mere 17 grand you could have snagged the Hand of God:

[Image: Hand-of-God-001.jpg]

Then again, this was the same site where someone submitted a crappy paper plane (as a joke in response to a real jet fighter put up for ebay auction) and some idiot bid £2,000,000 for it. Probably taking the piss but I remember seeing comments posted wondering if the idiot realised that winning bids are legally binding, and the plane's owner replied "I don't know but I can't wait to find out!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#40
RE: Idiots Flock To A Tree.....
July 17, 2012 at 6:49 pm
(July 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm)Thor Wrote: I took a shit and noticed the turd kind of looked like Jesus. Maybe I shouldn't have flushed it away.



You mean.....







(wait for it)









Holy Shit?
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