I've heard that a few of you have accused me out being a troll.
If you were one of these people, please give me at least three reasons as to why you'd assume so.

If it's any consolation, I don't think you are a troll. I just think you're a bit strange. That's ok though; I'm a bit strange too.

Party time.

(January 19, 2013 at 11:08 pm)Tiberius Wrote: If it's any consolation, I don't think you are a troll. I just think you're a bit strange. That's ok though; I'm a bit strange too.

Party time.

Define "strange".

(January 19, 2013 at 11:12 pm)C3P0 Wrote: Define "strange".

Thats a pretty good example XD

Strange is good.

(January 19, 2013 at 11:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Strange is good.

Indeed.
I'll assume that strange is synonymous with atypical, and nowadays, that's not too bad of a thing.

(January 19, 2013 at 11:17 pm)C3P0 Wrote: Indeed.
I'll assume that strange is synonymous with atypical, and nowadays, that's not too bad of a thing.

Normal people are boring.

(January 19, 2013 at 11:07 pm)C3P0 Wrote: I've heard that a few of you have accused me out being a troll.
If you were one of these people, please give me at least three reasons as to why you'd assume so.

Don't get trolled or otherwise led astray, just follow my advice and shut yer yammer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q

1: Asinine threads and retarded posts without the street cred to make it work.
2: Pointless 1-5 word responses to long posts with a great deal of meat to them.
3: Utter absence of creativity even in your 'satirical' posts. Which is really the problem: I don't have respect for the noncreative Mostly... just think them through a little more before you press the enter button, and I'm sure we'll see plenty of entertainment value in you soon enough

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(January 19, 2013 at 11:20 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Normal people are boring.

Normal trolls are also boring, and I get tired of seeing them, or people who come off as them.

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(January 19, 2013 at 11:17 pm)C3P0 Wrote: Indeed.
I'll assume that strange is synonymous with atypical, and nowadays, that's not too bad of a thing.

Average people have a more certain chance at getting a job they apply for. Normality is monetizable, bizarre people have to work harder to emphasize their differences to succeed.

Which is why you never see someone famous who's only slightly abnormal: they are either exactly what you expect, or nothing you expect. No in-betweens.

(January 19, 2013 at 11:21 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:

(January 19, 2013 at 11:07 pm)C3P0 Wrote: I've heard that a few of you have accused me out being a troll.
If you were one of these people, please give me at least three reasons as to why you'd assume so.

Don't get trolled or otherwise led astray, just follow my advice and shut yer yammer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q

1: Asinine threads and retarded posts without the street cred to make it work.
2: Pointless 1-5 word responses to long posts with a great deal of meat to them.
3: Utter absence of creativity even in your 'satirical' posts. Which is really the problem: I don't have respect for the noncreative Mostly... just think them through a little more before you press the enter button, and I'm sure we'll see plenty of entertainment value in you soon enough

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(January 19, 2013 at 11:20 pm)Insanity x Wrote: Normal people are boring.

Normal trolls are also boring, and I get tired of seeing them, or people who come off as them.

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(January 19, 2013 at 11:17 pm)C3P0 Wrote: Indeed.
I'll assume that strange is synonymous with atypical, and nowadays, that's not too bad of a thing.

Average people have a more certain chance at getting a job they apply for. Normality is monetizable, bizarre people have to work harder to emphasize their differences to succeed.

Which is why you never see someone famous who's only slightly abnormal: they are either exactly what you expect, or nothing you expect. No in-betweens.

What makes my satire uncreative?

(January 19, 2013 at 11:27 pm)C3P0 Wrote: What makes my satire uncreative?

You haven't read it? That explains a lot, actually

Come on now... Daddy says? Really? You couldn't be arsed to find some psychotic 'scientist' that said something similar?

Maybe you had Martin Luther King's dream, and could tell us all about it.

Perhaps it could have come off something an ex-soviet soldier told you.

Or you found out that Bridget wasn't a girl, and were shocked at how people would respond to an extremely effeminate (some might say transgendered/genderqueer), and go on to tell us all about how sick the sexual predators here are to declare him a tasty morsel.

Oh come off it... I've seen more creativity from kindergarteners (a lot more, actually, since young people usually haven't been routinely told 'this is how the world works', which leaves a lot to the imagination). I mean:

Start at 8:23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDZFcDGpL4U