(July 12, 2013 at 6:54 pm)Metaxu Wrote: Let us unite with a mutual hello of niceness. Hugs may also be acceptable upon reasonable application to the relevant authorities.
I shall start off this heart-warming process:

"Hello."

Tits or GTFO.

Naw, ok. *hugs*

We're never going to talk about this again.

(July 12, 2013 at 8:19 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: How about "dead again"?

That pretty much sums up how I'm feeling this morning. "Hangover" sounds like an exciting cliff-related activity. But it's not...

(July 12, 2013 at 8:27 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Welcome from some corner of the Universe!
Enjoy this other corner of the Interwebz!

May peace be always between us.

(July 12, 2013 at 8:39 pm)Full Circle Wrote: Anyone who uses the word "shan't" while inebriated gets double kudos and a tipsy hello!

And I grant "kudos" to you for such a fine observation. Well done.

(July 12, 2013 at 11:24 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote:

(July 13, 2013 at 12:18 am)Rahul Wrote: Tits or GTFO.

Naw, ok. *hugs*

We're never going to talk about this again.

If you want tits, I suggest seducing an ornithologist. Or a woman.

Hello and welcome to AF! ^_^

You seem like a fun one, I think you deserve a hug.

*hug!*

(July 12, 2013 at 7:03 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Welcome.

By "post-Christian" I take it you mean ex-Christian?

No, he arrived in the mail.

(July 13, 2013 at 5:30 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Hello and welcome to AF! ^_^

You seem like a fun one, I think you deserve a hug.

*hug!*

I'm glad to have met your standards of hug-worthiness.

(July 13, 2013 at 7:04 am)Zen Badger Wrote:

(July 12, 2013 at 7:03 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Welcome.

By "post-Christian" I take it you mean ex-Christian?

No, he arrived in the mail.

Surely if I've already arrived that would make me a post-post-Christian?

(July 13, 2013 at 5:12 am)Metaxu Wrote: If you want tits, I suggest seducing an ornithologist. Or a woman.

Well, I didn't mean fowl.

Don't worry. I'll bug the wife later when she gets home. Liquor usually works.

Not even a thank you for the hug or a chuckle for me trying to be passingly amusing. This guy is not going to be fun.

(July 13, 2013 at 2:12 pm)Rahul Wrote: Well, I didn't mean fowl.

Don't worry. I'll bug the wife later when she gets home. Liquor usually works.

Not even a thank you for the hug or a chuckle for me trying to be passingly amusing. This guy is not going to be fun.

I'll give you a chuckle for saying "fowl" and a hug for the marital situation. But both will lightly stench of pity.

(July 13, 2013 at 2:49 pm)Metaxu Wrote: I'll give you a chuckle for saying "fowl" and a hug for the marital situation. But both will lightly stench of pity.

Whatever, dude. I'm not above charity but this is my operating motto.

If I don't make you crack up, that's not your fault. That's my failure.

I grew up next to this fucker and by next door I mean the next door over... so that's a lot to live up to. He wasn't even the funniest guy, Wade was the funniest guy. He's just the one who took it on the road.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neUaSTSKFZc

I experienced Wade and I being surrounded by cops and Wade making us all laugh our asses off so much the cops just told us it was cool, just get home safe guys. When we were plastered against the wall drunk.

(July 13, 2013 at 2:49 pm)Metaxu Wrote:

(July 13, 2013 at 2:12 pm)Rahul Wrote: Well, I didn't mean fowl.

Don't worry. I'll bug the wife later when she gets home. Liquor usually works.

Not even a thank you for the hug or a chuckle for me trying to be passingly amusing. This guy is not going to be fun.

I'll give you a chuckle for saying "fowl" and a hug for the marital situation. But both will lightly stench of pity.

Don't stress Meatax...;you get accustomed to everyone soon enough to distinguish the sarcastic by plays.

Relax and enjoy the forums mate