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Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
Doubting Thomas Offline
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RE: Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
October 10, 2013 at 7:28 pm
Dammit, I posted a picture of a crucifix dildo and the thread gets back on track? How the hell did that happen?
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RE: Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
October 10, 2013 at 8:44 pm
(October 10, 2013 at 7:28 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Dammit, I posted a picture of a crucifix dildo and the thread gets back on track? How the hell did that happen?

You didn't post the baby Jesus butt plug. Duh.
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RE: Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
October 10, 2013 at 10:47 pm
(October 10, 2013 at 4:23 pm)SavedByGraceThruFaith Wrote:
(October 10, 2013 at 4:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Oooo - owned!

Neither disprove God.

But life is very complex, so that proves God.

Well I'm officially throwing in the towel and calling troll. This has already been addressed and is just about as wrong a statement as you can make.

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RE: Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
October 11, 2013 at 2:58 am
If she's a troll, then why aren't we back to talking about dildos? Wink

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Insert jokes about Jesus rising all you want, fellows. Tongue

... And jokes about insertion.
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RE: Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
October 11, 2013 at 3:37 am
(October 11, 2013 at 2:58 am)Esquilax Wrote: If she's a troll, then why aren't we back to talking about dildos? Wink

[Image: still-waiting-for-the-second-coming-jesu...849258.png]

Insert jokes about Jesus rising all you want, fellows. Tongue

... And jokes about insertion.

-Crossing yourself never felt so good!
-Oh come, all ye faithful!
-Yes!!! Jesus loves me!
-When Jesus is crowning, your hubby is frowning!
-Our father, who art in pussy...
-get nailed by one with experience!

Hoo boy, I'm in giggle mode. Do these come in color coded sizes? I.e. black jesus=bow legged, white jesus=yawn, and asian jesus= trip to ER for a foreign body removal?
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RE: Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
October 11, 2013 at 5:47 am
(October 10, 2013 at 5:41 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(October 10, 2013 at 5:33 pm)ManMachine Wrote: Christians trying to falsify the Theory of Evolution is like watching a black widow spider trying to procreate with a tiger. Nothing good can come of it.

Funny, I've always thought of it as like a monkey fucking a football.

Harsh, but fair.


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RE: Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
October 11, 2013 at 5:49 am (This post was last modified: October 11, 2013 at 5:50 am by Kayenneh.)
(October 11, 2013 at 3:37 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: -Crossing yourself never felt so good!
-Oh come, all ye faithful!
-Yes!!! Jesus loves me!
-When Jesus is crowning, your hubby is frowning!
-Our father, who art in pussy...
-get nailed by one with experience!

And Captain, this is why I love you! Big Grin

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RE: Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
October 11, 2013 at 6:36 am
Jesus: Fucking with you for 2,000 years.
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RE: Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
October 11, 2013 at 7:04 am
(October 11, 2013 at 6:36 am)max-greece Wrote: Jesus: Fucking with you for 2,000 years.

Now THAT'S stamina! Big Grin
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RE: Mutations disprove the theory of upward evolution
October 11, 2013 at 7:10 am
(October 11, 2013 at 7:04 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(October 11, 2013 at 6:36 am)max-greece Wrote: Jesus: Fucking with you for 2,000 years.

Now THAT'S stamina! Big Grin

calling out , like ``atheist origin science `` and bullshit lies and deception articles isnt ??
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