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Open Letter to My Senator
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Open Letter to My Senator
A copy of my email sent to the office of Sen. Rand Paul, following his vote against funding the government:

Dear Sen. Jackass,

Thank you for recently voting against funding the government and trying to deliberately default on our nation's debts, thereby crashing the entire world economy! Great move for America! The whole economy might have burned down but you sure made your point, didn't you?

Your stupidity is matched only by your craziness. I'll be sure to remember your recent vote the next time you're up for re-election! I don't care if Donald Duck is your opponent, he'll get my vote before I consider voting for a moron like you!

Thanks again, Jackass!
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#2
RE: Open Letter to My Senator
Why so polite?
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#3
RE: Open Letter to My Senator
See, D-P, you simply do not understand libertarian shitheads. They want us all living in shacks so the upper 1% can enjoy their mansions in peace.

I'm sure that fuckhead thinks you are a socialist or something. Probably wonders how you ever got into Kentucky.


P.S. - your other senator is a fucking moron, too.
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RE: Open Letter to My Senator
(October 17, 2013 at 11:13 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Why so polite?

I was afraid they might have an obscenity filter.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Open Letter to My Senator
(October 17, 2013 at 11:29 am)Minimalist Wrote: P.S. - your other senator is a fucking moron, too.
True but he was at least lucid enough to not be among the few Senators that actually voted against preventing default. McConnell is a corporate whore but at least he's sane enough to realize that if he crashed and burned down the economy, he'd kill the corporations he services.

McConnell vs. Rand Paul is like the difference between Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. Saddam was an evil man but he wouldn't take any joy in destroying the earth because he would only destroy his little dictatorship in the process. Someone like Bin Laden will happily trigger Armageddon because then he gets to go to Paradise.

This is what makes religious fanaticism much more dangerous than political fanaticism.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Open Letter to My Senator
(October 17, 2013 at 11:29 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(October 17, 2013 at 11:13 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Why so polite?

I was afraid they might have an obscenity filter.

Fair enough, but I imagine unless you are beaming rainbows and happy thoughts his way, some kool-aid drunk page will just delete it.
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RE: Open Letter to My Senator
I want to see McConnell's mad-hatter tea party opponent kick his ass in the primary.

Let's see if Kentucky voters will then choose crazy over sane in the general election.

I call it 50-50.
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RE: Open Letter to My Senator
Wow, why insult Donald Duck? Not cricket.
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RE: Open Letter to My Senator
(October 17, 2013 at 12:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I want to see McConnell's mad-hatter tea party opponent kick his ass in the primary.

Let's see if Kentucky voters will then choose crazy over sane in the general election.

I call it 50-50.
I'll take your sucker bet and say the voters in my state really are that stupid.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Open Letter to My Senator
You know the economic collapse is inevitable, in fact I think we should have let it collapse. It would have been far better for us in the long run. Now we give the 1% more time to take all resources for themselves. We need logic, reason and humanism to be the driving force of government now. Power, influence, and monetary gains are primitive and nearly obsolete in todays world....or at least it should be.
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