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The Toilet Seat Dilemma
#31
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
you guys are renewing my germ phobia
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#32
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
(November 4, 2013 at 11:14 am)missluckie26 Wrote: you guys are renewing my germ phobia

Did you wash the keyboard and mouse before using them? :3
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#33
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
you know what Tori!?!

bite me Big Grin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#34
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
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#35
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#36
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
(November 4, 2013 at 10:53 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(November 4, 2013 at 10:07 am)max-greece Wrote: Depends on how close to the loo you keep your toothbrushes.

Not correct.

Discovery Channel Wrote:As experimental controls, the MythBusters kept two untainted toothbrushes in an office far away from the lavatory. At the end of the month-long trial, they sent their toothbrush collection to a microbiologist for bacterial testing.

Astonishingly, all the toothbrushes were speckled with microscopic fecal matter, including the ones that had never seen the inside of a bathroom. The confirmed myth unfortunately proved that there's indeed fecal matter on toothbrushes — and also everywhere else.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbu...nimyth.htm

Quote: suppose the question is - how bothered would you be to have one installed in the kitchen - where you prepare food (presumably)?

I would just be upset because I need complete privacy in order to do my business Tongue

Well you got me there. That's the trouble with quoting things from memory.

However, I will continue to lower the loo seat before flushing - it certainly can't hurt.

Poo with everything - who knew?
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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#37
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
(November 4, 2013 at 11:41 am)max-greece Wrote: Poo with everything - who knew?

Yeah, I try not to think about it too much Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#38
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
(November 4, 2013 at 1:02 am)Ryantology Wrote: I have to sit if I want to shit, and I've somehow managed to never fall in. There's no reason why people can't check, first.

I'm glad I've never been around anybody who is shitty about that.


This.

I've never understood the female fixation with putting the seat down or up. When we put it up it means we haven't pissed on it - which should make you girls happy. Think of it as a guarantee that when you put the seat down it will be dry.

Otherwise, who enters a bathroom backwards? At some point you have to be facing the toilet and should notice if the seat is up or down.
Failing to make such notice could well leave you in the icy embrace of the Porcelain Goddess.
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#39
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
(November 4, 2013 at 10:01 am)Zazzy Wrote: I'm that dreaded woman who complains about this. And here's why:
Our bathroom is right off our bedroom. If I need to pee in the night, I don't want to turn on the light (and my guy would bitch if I did). So I can't see the toilet seat, and I have fallen in 2-3 times over the many years we've been together because he got up to pee and left the seat up.

During the day, I don't think it's ever been an issue. But at night, if you're sharing a potty with me, you better put the fucking seat down. Nothing will ruin EVERYONE'S sleep like me yelling and turning on the light and the shower.

I'm not being funny, but have you ever considered checking before you sit down in the dark?
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#40
RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
Are there any other guys who can piss with the seat down? Sometimes I try stunts.
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