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The Toilet Seat Dilemma

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The Toilet Seat Dilemma
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 2:38 am
Ima represent for the Aussies here and tell you all to stop bein Sheila's. Except for Zazzy here who has a real phobia. Zazzy: do not look at these pictures!











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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 2:39 am
(November 5, 2013 at 2:38 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Ima represent for the Aussies here and tell you all to stop bein Sheila's. Except for Zazzy here who has a real phobia. Zazzy: do not look at these pictures!











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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 2:43 am
I had a problem with black widows in the last apartment I had (which, I should note, was a place I had to clean out to live in). On two separate occasions, I took paper grocery bags full of trash outside only to discover that there was a widow on the outside of the bag (thankfully, both times it was opposite to the side which was close to me). I also discovered others periodically, until I fogged the shit out of the place with several pesticides and I never saw any ever again.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 3:19 am (This post was last modified: November 5, 2013 at 3:19 am by Minimalist.)
Quote:Holy fuck. I am NEVER going to Australia

Nor will I but it has more to do with a 16 or whatever the fuck hour plane ride. If I see a spider anywhere I step on it.

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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 9:39 am
(November 5, 2013 at 2:38 am)missluckie26 Wrote:


I would have had no use for the toilet after that thing jumped out like that.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 10:06 am
I must now share the snake picture with everyone I know.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 10:45 am
(November 5, 2013 at 2:38 am)Ryantology Wrote: It hasn't actually killed anyone's ass dead in like 30 years or so!
Isn't that because of all the spider juicers making antivenin?

I might SEE one, though, and that might kill my ass dead. Australia wins for badass wildlife, I think. Most poisonous everything.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 10:49 am (This post was last modified: November 5, 2013 at 10:50 am by John V.)
A woman who doesn't like falling into the toilet should just find a guy like Brian37. Since he likely sits to pee, there won't be any problems.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 10:57 am
(November 5, 2013 at 10:49 am)John V Wrote: A woman who doesn't like falling into the toilet should just find a guy like Brian37. Since he likely sits to pee, there won't be any problems.

I sit to pee in our master bathroom to avoid misting the reading material stationed nearby.

As far as the seat dilemma... I was domesticated at an early age. Today, it's a rather simple procedure that doesn't require much effort with the side benefit of helping to keep my wife happy.
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RE: The Toilet Seat Dilemma
November 5, 2013 at 11:19 am
Quote: Show me a big scorpion or centipede and I'll calmly deal with it. When I see a spider larger than really small, I can't breathe.

You freak!
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