(November 5, 2013 at 10:49 am)John V Wrote: A woman who doesn't like falling into the toilet should just find a guy like Brian37. Since he likely sits to pee, there won't be any problems.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

(November 5, 2013 at 11:25 am)missluckie26 Wrote:

(November 5, 2013 at 10:49 am)John V Wrote: A woman who doesn't like falling into the toilet should just find a guy like Brian37. Since he likely sits to pee, there won't be any problems.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

John actually has a crush on Brian. He just doesn't know how to show it.

(November 5, 2013 at 11:19 am)Walking Void Wrote:

Quote: Show me a big scorpion or centipede and I'll calmly deal with it. When I see a spider larger than really small, I can't breathe.

You freak!

Right? We have BIG scorpions in Texas, although our centipedes are pretty medium-sized. I actually kind of like them. Doesn't make sense.

(November 5, 2013 at 11:43 am)Faith No More Wrote: John actually has a crush on Brian. He just doesn't know how to show it.

I concluded as much. I bet he beats himself up for the hypothetical situations he imagines Brian in, all the time. Poor guy has no idea why he thinks those things.. I bet he blames it on the Devil!

(November 5, 2013 at 2:38 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Ima represent for the Aussies here and tell you all to stop bein Sheila's. Except for Zazzy here who has a real phobia. Zazzy: do not look at these pictures!

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You're welcome.
Its ok. I'm almost Australian!

HOLY FUCK, THAT LAST ONE!!! Thanks for the nightmares, Luckie!

I must be masochistic or something... Why, oh, why did I look?!?!?!

(November 5, 2013 at 3:19 am)Minimalist Wrote:

Quote:Holy fuck. I am NEVER going to Australia

Nor will I but it has more to do with a 16 or whatever the fuck hour plane ride.

I've been to New Zealand; the plane ride wasn't actually that bad. Mine left at night, arrived early morning and I slept the whole flight so I didn't even have jet lag.

Quote:If I see a spider anywhere I step on it.

No Miranda warnings. No three-strikes-you're-out rule. No life-without-parole. Summary execution.

I'm getting significantly better about spiders - I've almost reached the point where I can make a (usually unsuccessful) kill them on my own before having to get the vacuum out to suck them up or call for back up. That's progress, right?

But I cannot deal with black ones. Or big ones. Or hairy ones. Or spindly ones.

(November 5, 2013 at 11:53 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: I'm getting significantly better about spiders - I've almost reached the point where I can make a (usually unsuccessful) kill them on my own before having to get the vacuum out to suck them up or call for back up. That's progress, right?

How did you get better? I tried flooding myself once by doing a paper on sexual dimorphism in spiders, so I had to learn all about them and look at many pictures, which a lot of people thought would solve the problem. It made it worse.
Fun fact: male spiders fertilize females by oral sex.

Quote:But I cannot deal with black ones. Or big ones. Or hairy ones. Or spindly ones.

I hate those jumping ones that wave their nasty little eyes around. And the big stripy ones. And the widows and recluses. And really all of them except the teeny tiny green ones.

You went to New Zealand...why? Tell me it wasn't for the sheep, please! say it ain't so!

That last ones my favorite There's a spider out there that will literally chase you…They claim its the worlds most aggressive spider. I'm told it lives on the opposite side of the island (from where I'm moving) though

I love spiders. I let them stay in my room during winter, and there's always a family of them that is born here in spring. Most of them end up leaving, but when I wake up to see a spider dangling above my head from the ceiling I can't help but giggle with adoration.

on a side note I found myself checking the toilet seat last night. and the tp roll. and the towel before drying my hands on it..

Never been afraid of spiders. Or snakes. Or bugs. Although after studying venomous spiders and snakes for my class, I'm starting to think that's not a good thing, these things are pretty damn good at making you suffer. Although only a small proportion of them.