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The Nicest Christian Girl
#21
RE: The Nicest Christian Girl
Christian chicks give great head. Does that help?
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#22
RE: The Nicest Christian Girl
(November 20, 2013 at 2:13 am)Cinjin Wrote: Christians are stupid.
Christian girls are really stupid.
Christian girls aren't supposed to have sex.
Christian girls suck a lot of dick.

That last one about sucking dick sounds pretty appealing. I hope she doesn't bite, though.

ROFLOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaM2JTkDREI

(November 20, 2013 at 6:06 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote:
(November 20, 2013 at 5:58 pm)Drich Wrote: In order for your relationship to work out one or both has to die inside. Her passion or yours has to step aside for the other person's passion. People can live like this. my parents have for 40 years, but they lead two seperate lives. Looking long term one if not both of you would be happier if you were not unequally yoked.

Or you could try not attempting to convert each other and instead respect each other's beliefs (or lack thereof). You know, like sane people do. But I guess the whole "you have to die inside" thing's a credible option too.

I hate to gain up on you, Drich, but Optimistic Mysanthrope is right.
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#23
RE: The Nicest Christian Girl
no disrespect but Why would a girl like that want to date a guy like you?
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#24
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(November 20, 2013 at 8:52 pm)super spidey man Wrote: no disrespect but Why would a girl like that want to date a guy like you?
Popcorn
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#25
RE: The Nicest Christian Girl
(November 20, 2013 at 8:52 pm)super spidey man Wrote: no disrespect but Why would a girl like that want to date a guy like you?

You know, putting "no disrespect" doesn't mean you get to be a disrespectful dick without actually disrespecting someone.

It's just like if I say "No offense, but you're a fucking idiot" doesn't make that statement any less offensive.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#26
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(November 20, 2013 at 8:58 pm)Faith No More Wrote: You know, putting "no disrespect" doesn't mean you get to be a disrespectful dick without actually disrespecting someone.

It's just like if I say "No offense, but you're a fucking idiot" doesn't make that statement any less offensive.

Big Grin See, you know what's up.
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RE: The Nicest Christian Girl
(November 20, 2013 at 6:06 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote:
(November 20, 2013 at 5:58 pm)Drich Wrote: In order for your relationship to work out one or both has to die inside. Her passion or yours has to step aside for the other person's passion. People can live like this. my parents have for 40 years, but they lead two seperate lives. Looking long term one if not both of you would be happier if you were not unequally yoked.

Or you could try not attempting to convert each other and instead respect each other's beliefs (or lack thereof). You know, like sane people do. But I guess the whole "you have to die inside" thing's a credible option too.

That's crap short sighted advice. What happenes when you add kids to the picture? One of the primary 'callings' for a Christian is to be united as man and wife and raise a faimly in worship of God. One of the primary 'callings' of an atheist is to point out to a christian how stupid he/she is for believeing in God. What happens when wifey wants to take the kids to church? One of them will have to compromise what he/she believes in order to make the other one happy.

There is no way around that, unless one changes. It is far more likly for the believer to be deconverted than for a hard hearted nonbeliever to be converted. Sherbert is going to take away the very thing that makes this woman who she currently is. The only question is, will he or she be able to live the next 50 years with the remaining husk.
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RE: The Nicest Christian Girl
(November 20, 2013 at 10:02 pm)Michael Schubert Wrote:
(November 20, 2013 at 8:58 pm)Faith No More Wrote: You know, putting "no disrespect" doesn't mean you get to be a disrespectful dick without actually disrespecting someone.

It's just like if I say "No offense, but you're a fucking idiot" doesn't make that statement any less offensive.

Big Grin See, you know what's up.


sorry, just tellin my opinionWink
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#29
RE: The Nicest Christian Girl
(November 20, 2013 at 2:13 am)Cinjin Wrote: Michael,

Remember the following four things as you ask her out ...

Christians are stupid.
Christian girls are really stupid.
Christian girls aren't supposed to have sex.
Christian girls suck a lot of dick.



Preacher's daughters however, will let you buttfuck them on their daddy's bible after you snort smack off their tits.
Use caution with the preacher's daughters. Just sayin. Undecided

And you call Christianity "Immoral"? I guess you are a Christian.
Quis ut Deus?
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#30
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Ron, what the fuck was the point of that post.
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