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If there is no God, then, one may ask

Poll: Who governs the whole order of things on earth?
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Man
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God
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If there is no God, then, one may ask
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RE: If there is no God, then, one may ask
December 10, 2013 at 10:48 am
It's the Jewminatti! Devil (large)
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RE: If there is no God, then, one may ask
December 10, 2013 at 10:51 am
If there is no god, who's been keeping my balls clean this whole time?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: If there is no God, then, one may ask
December 10, 2013 at 11:00 am
(December 10, 2013 at 10:51 am)Faith No More Wrote: If there is no god, who's been keeping my balls clean this whole time?

Your cat? Putin? DOS?
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RE: If there is no God, then, one may ask
December 10, 2013 at 11:05 am
(December 10, 2013 at 11:00 am)Crossless1 Wrote: Your cat? Putin? DOS?

It's a trick question.

I lost my balls when I got married.
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December 10, 2013 at 11:10 am
God doesn't exist.

Man doesn't govern the whole order of the earth.

The poll is stupid.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: If there is no God, then, one may ask
December 10, 2013 at 11:12 am
Curious... no one voted, thus far!!
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RE: If there is no God, then, one may ask
December 10, 2013 at 11:14 am
(December 10, 2013 at 11:12 am)pocaracas Wrote: Curious... no one voted, thus far!!

I think it says something good about this forum that nobody atheist or theist voted on this stupid poll.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#28
RE: If there is no God, then, one may ask
December 10, 2013 at 11:20 am
Well, if there is no God, then, one may ask why the fuck is "God" a poll option? Angel
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RE: If there is no God, then, one may ask
December 10, 2013 at 11:21 am (This post was last modified: December 10, 2013 at 11:23 am by Whateverist.)
(December 10, 2013 at 11:10 am)paulpablo Wrote: God doesn't exist.

Man doesn't govern the whole order of the earth.

The poll is stupid.

To be fair, the poll is incoherent. The man who made it is a little slow.


EDITED to undo "stupid" and replace it with "a little slow". Afterall, he did have the good sense not to respond to the poll himself.
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December 10, 2013 at 12:06 pm
I voted just to troll DOS!
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