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Does god have a butthole?

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Does god have a butthole?
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Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am
Man is made in God's image so I need to know if he has a butthole and if so what for? Since he doesn't actually need to eat it can ONLY because he likes being rammed up it.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 7:00 am
(January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Man is made in God's image so I need to know if he has a butthole and if so what for? Since he doesn't actually need to eat it can ONLY because he likes being rammed up it.

I suspect that God has a metaphorical bumhole: he shits all over the people he claims to love.

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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 7:32 am
Technically, if he doesn't know what it's like to be arse fucked he's not omnisentient.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 7:44 am
These are excellent points
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 8:25 am (This post was last modified: January 4, 2014 at 8:25 am by LastPoet.)
God has plenty of assholes, they call themselves his followers.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 11:31 am
(January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Man is made in God's image so I need to know if he has a butthole and if so what for? Since he doesn't actually need to eat it can ONLY because he likes being rammed up it.

I believe he does, but the bible does not call it a butt hole. It uses a different word that is really hard to pronounce: là bạn điên I believe that word translates to butthole or turd.

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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 11:59 am
(January 4, 2014 at 11:31 am)Drich Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Man is made in God's image so I need to know if he has a butthole and if so what for? Since he doesn't actually need to eat it can ONLY because he likes being rammed up it.

I believe he does, but the bible does not call it a butt hole. It uses a different word that is really hard to pronounce: là bạn điên I believe that word translates to butthole or turd.

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Butthole OR turd? What is this word or are you, as usual talking out of your ass?

What does he need a butthole for?
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 1:33 pm (This post was last modified: January 4, 2014 at 1:36 pm by Drich.)
(January 4, 2014 at 11:59 am)là bạn điên Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 11:31 am)Drich Wrote: I believe he does, but the bible does not call it a butt hole. It uses a different word that is really hard to pronounce: là bạn điên I believe that word translates to butthole or turd.

Shitfan

Butthole OR turd? What is this word or are you, as usual talking out of your ass?

What does he need a butthole for?

drich Wrote:I believe he does, but the bible does not call it a butt hole. It uses a different word that is really hard to pronounce: là bạn điên

Meaning: là bạn điên is the word for butthole or turd...
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 1:38 pm
Cracking myself up considering the possibility of a dude named Peter guarding the entrance to god's ass.
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 4, 2014 at 1:42 pm
(January 4, 2014 at 1:33 pm)Drich Wrote: Meaning: là bạn điên is the word for butthole or turd...
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What is funny about that? You Christians really are quite seriously thick. I think that is your main problem.
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