Clever. Atheists' obsessions with all things anal are disturbing.
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Does god have a butthole?
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RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 7, 2014 at 9:59 pm
(This post was last modified: January 7, 2014 at 11:30 pm by Bad Writer.)
(January 7, 2014 at 4:25 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Clever. Atheists' obsessions with all things anal are disturbing. That's okay. Your love for 2000 year-old dead men is borderline necrophilia. (January 7, 2014 at 4:25 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Clever. Atheists' obsessions with all things anal are disturbing. Chad, in the past couple of days you've claimed that god has an asshole to shit out atheists, and in a separate thread that atheists don't believe in god because they love anal sex. That's literally double the rectal references of anyone else, not to mention the latter case was apropos of nothing, whereas we restrict our ass talk to a thread literally called "does god have a butthole?" Who, of the two groups, has the obsession with butts, here?
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Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects! (January 7, 2014 at 11:42 pm)Esquilax Wrote:(January 7, 2014 at 4:25 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Clever. Atheists' obsessions with all things anal are disturbing. Why does loving 'poking the chocolate starfish' preclude you from theism? For a start it disqualifies half the Roman catholic priests in the UK and don;t even start about Muslims. What is wrong with anal sex anyway Chad?
Fair enough.
(January 7, 2014 at 9:59 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote:(January 7, 2014 at 4:25 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Clever. Atheists' obsessions with all things anal are disturbing. Yeah, well you eat babies
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 8, 2014 at 12:51 pm
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(January 5, 2014 at 2:46 pm)Drich Wrote: The passage that says we are made in Gods own image is found in Genesis 1 the Hebrew word used for "in his own image," is: צֶלֶם tselem No...you got it wrong again! You're worshiping anointed wood again! Bad boy Drich...bad boy! What did Yajurveda say before the Bible was written and before Moses was born? Yajurveda Chapter 32, Verse 3 says: “na tasya pratima asti” “There is no image of Him” Of thy God, there is no painting, there is no sculpture, there is no statue, there is no idol, there is no model, there is no portrait, there is no image, there is no photograph. Very simple common sense, if you associate God to anything in this world, he is not God, laucunaucun fanhad, there's nothing like him. Yajurveda 32:3 says: "as He is unborn, He deserves our worship" Praise Him alone, He alone deserves worship. Don't praise 3 different things and say they are one like a schizophrenic who lost his mind. Yajurveda Chapter 40 Verse 8 says: "He is bodiless and pure" Use your IQ. Jesus had a human body and was born of a woman, making her impure for 40 days. Was Jesus pure? No. Was Jesus God? He had an impure human body that Jews could point at and laugh. So he was not God. And the verse continues: "They enter darkness, those who worship natural things." You worship humans, cows, mountains, trees and stones, you enter darkness. Holy Qur'an confirms this in Sūrah al-Ikhlās "Say: He is Allah, the One, Allah the eternally besought. He begets not, nor is He begotten. And there is nothing at all like Him." Can't you get it through that thick skull of yours that God does not beget a son? Even Hindus from 5,000 years ago were smarter than you. RE: Does god have a butthole?
January 11, 2014 at 12:23 pm
(This post was last modified: January 11, 2014 at 12:24 pm by xr34p3rx.)
(January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Man is made in God's image so I need to know if he has a butthole and if so what for? Since he doesn't actually need to eat it can ONLY because he likes being rammed up it. i actually thought about this the other day lol (January 4, 2014 at 11:31 am)Drich Wrote:(January 4, 2014 at 6:57 am)là bạn điên Wrote: Man is made in God's image so I need to know if he has a butthole and if so what for? Since he doesn't actually need to eat it can ONLY because he likes being rammed up it. so god is a metaphorical piece of shit?
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it isn't in our nature to think of a God, it is in our nature to seek answers and the concept of God is most influenced in this world. Quote:chad, in the past couple of days you've claimed that god has an asshole to shit out atheists,if this is true, way to keep it classy!! |
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