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How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
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How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
Since Christians are generally incapable of intelligent thought better just bait them with various comments anyone know any sure fire winners.

With Muslims it is just like shooting fish in a barrel. Just say "muhammed has monkey face and shoulld be in zoo:"
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOGWbzUM-y8
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
I've got one, just lie alot.. Make the claim (one of many) that says you memorized the bible and claim you look nothing up. then cut and paste whole sections of scripture you have claim to have memorized, but leave the foot note notations in so the Christian knows you are lying, and then ignore them when they call you on it. then start a thread about how stupid they are and ask how to get under their skin...

That'll show'em.

Oh, wait you've done ALL of that and your the one that looks like stoo-pid monkey face.. Never mind i must have been thinking about how to get under the skin of an atheist liar.... oh well.. Maybe you could have done all of those things and gotten under a christian's skin if he were the douche bag liar.. wonk, waaa..
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
Ask them to how to add.

They'll get all pissy and complain that atheists think they're so smart.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
(January 17, 2014 at 3:10 pm)là bạn điên Wrote: Since Christians are generally incapable of intelligent thought better just bait them with various comments anyone know any sure fire winners.

With Muslims it is just like shooting fish in a barrel. Just say "muhammed has monkey face and shoulld be in zoo:"

This is a really smart idea... if your only goal is the accusation of racism.
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
(January 17, 2014 at 3:27 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:
(January 17, 2014 at 3:10 pm)là bạn điên Wrote: Since Christians are generally incapable of intelligent thought better just bait them with various comments anyone know any sure fire winners.

With Muslims it is just like shooting fish in a barrel. Just say "muhammed has monkey face and shoulld be in zoo:"

This is a really smart idea... if your only goal is the accusation of racism.

do you honestly think with a name like:'là bạn điên' he is concerned with raceism? Raceism is a white man's burden. "That honky don't hunt."
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
Gawd, la ban... you really are an asshole, aren't you?

And he calls me a spoiled brat...
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#8
RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
Tell them the truth... "press them" hahaha ... hi drich!
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
(January 17, 2014 at 3:27 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote:
(January 17, 2014 at 3:10 pm)là bạn điên Wrote: Since Christians are generally incapable of intelligent thought better just bait them with various comments anyone know any sure fire winners.

With Muslims it is just like shooting fish in a barrel. Just say "muhammed has monkey face and shoulld be in zoo:"

This is a really smart idea... if your only goal is the accusation of racism.

What race are Muslims?

(January 17, 2014 at 3:36 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Gawd, la ban... you really are an asshole, aren't you?

And he calls me a spoiled brat...

You are a spoiled little entitled brat who plays passive aggressive so her little friends will come running to her defence.

(January 17, 2014 at 3:32 pm)Drich Wrote: do you honestly think with a name like:'là bạn điên' he is concerned with raceism? Raceism is a white man's burden. "That honky don't hunt."

What on earth has my name got to do with racism?
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
I think he's saying you're not white because of your name, therefore you cannot be a racist. Or something.
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