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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
January 17, 2014 at 3:42 pm
Drich, don't take what the OP says seriously, he is not representative of what the majority of atheists think and quite frankly, he is a dick. And judging by his recent threads I also think he is a troll or a poe, he may not even be an atheist so bare that in mind. Just a friendly heads up
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
January 17, 2014 at 3:48 pm
(January 17, 2014 at 3:40 pm)Psykhronic Wrote: I think he's saying you're not white because of your name, therefore you cannot be a racist. Or something.
How odd! Interestingly the people who have the most English names in the USA are actually African Americans of the 200 most common african American last names 180 are British in origin.
I follow the classic liberal 'race blindness' policy which 'progressives' charaterise as 'racist'.
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
January 17, 2014 at 3:54 pm
(January 17, 2014 at 3:48 pm)là bạn điên Wrote: How odd! Interestingly the people who have the most English names in the USA are actually African Americans of the 200 most common african American last names 180 are British in origin.  never been to the US have you?
Quote:I follow the classic liberal 'race blindness' policy which 'progressives' charaterise as 'racist'.
which again unless your white is a moot point.
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
January 17, 2014 at 4:12 pm
(January 17, 2014 at 3:37 pm)là bạn điên Wrote: (January 17, 2014 at 3:27 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: This is a really smart idea... if your only goal is the accusation of racism.
What race are Muslims?
You missed my point entirely. It had nothing to do with Islam. Muhammad was born in present-day Saudi Arabia.. you don't think calling him a monkey who should be locked in a zoo is offensive to people of middle-eastern descent? How would many blacks view it if you said the same thing about Nelson Mandela or MLK?
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
January 17, 2014 at 5:13 pm
To Mormons: "What do you do with all the bloody sheets?"
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
January 17, 2014 at 5:17 pm
"I don't believe in god"
Its all the annoyance I need to give.
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
January 17, 2014 at 5:43 pm
I can share a good one. My church did a lent fundraising challenge. The church offered people ten pounds at the beginning of lent for people to invest and fund raise with so come easter they could all go up front, offer up their money and tell everyone what they'd done.
I took the ten quid and used it as an online poker bankroll. Made 80 quid which they said they would accept, but not let me up front to say how I'd earned it. I said that wasn't fair and made them choose, between money AND speech or no money.
That annoyed quite a lot of Christians....
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
January 17, 2014 at 5:44 pm
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2014 at 5:45 pm by Mister Agenda.)
The thing that annoys Christianists the most is being nicer than them. It doesn't work on regular Christians, though.
(January 17, 2014 at 3:42 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Drich, don't take what the OP says seriously, he is not representative of what the majority of atheists think and quite frankly, he is a dick. And judging by his recent threads I also think he is a troll or a poe, he may not even be an atheist so bare that in mind. Just a friendly heads up
There's no point in telling Drich that.
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
January 17, 2014 at 5:49 pm
(January 17, 2014 at 5:43 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: I can share a good one. My church did a lent fundraising challenge. The church offered people ten pounds at the beginning of lent for people to invest and fund raise with so come easter they could all go up front, offer up their money and tell everyone what they'd done.
I took the ten quid and used it as an online poker bankroll. Made 80 quid which they said they would accept, but not let me up front to say how I'd earned it. I said that wasn't fair and made them choose, between money AND speech or no money.
That annoyed quite a lot of Christians....
What did they choose, Jacob?
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RE: How to annoy Christians- share your tactics here!
January 17, 2014 at 5:56 pm
Well, if the pissing match has abated, here's a good way to annoy Christians, particularly YECs.
Swallow your pride and attend a church service (I recommend either Baptist or Pentacostal). Bring along a set of small, plastic dinosaurs. Play with them in the pew.
When someone asks what you're doing, - and they WILL ask - say, 'These are dinosaurs. They ruled the Earth for 150 million years' and continue playing.
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