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JesusHChrist · January 22, 2014 at 1:06 pm

and kinda liked it.

The other day while driving through Portland, there was a Jesus Freak with one of those sappy "Honk if you Love Jeebus!" signs hovering about on the freeway overpass.

Couldn't resist not honking and instead flipped him the bird. The look of confusion on the poor sap's face was priceless. Yeah, I flipped off you and your stupid godman too.

That is all.

No_God · January 22, 2014 at 1:12 pm

Bad Writer · (This post was last modified: January 22, 2014 at 2:21 pm by Bad Writer.)

(January 22, 2014 at 1:06 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: and kinda liked it.

The other day while driving through Portland, there was a Jesus Freak with one of those sappy "Honk if you Love Jeebus!" signs hovering about on the freeway overpass.

Couldn't resist not honking and instead flipped him the bird. The look of confusion on the poor sap's face was priceless. Yeah, I flipped off you and your stupid godman too.

That is all.

Nice asshole moment.

**Jacob(smooth)** · January 22, 2014 at 2:35 pm

(January 22, 2014 at 1:12 pm)No_God Wrote:

Took the meme out of my mouth.

Cato · January 22, 2014 at 2:56 pm

I don't have any problem with the bird based communication. I would likely have just ignored him, but understand where the sentiment comes from. However, there are some sanctimonious Jesus cum gurglers that I have no compunction telling to get fucked:

Abortion clinic protesters and sporting event John 3:16 commandos.

Tobie · January 22, 2014 at 4:57 pm

Flipped off means something entirely different down my way. That would definitely justify any confused look.

**Minimalist** · January 22, 2014 at 5:48 pm

This is "murrica." You could probably shoot one and get away with it by saying he "threatened" you with hell.

**Jackalope** · January 22, 2014 at 6:04 pm

(January 22, 2014 at 1:06 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: and kinda liked it.

The other day while driving through Portland, there was a Jesus Freak with one of those sappy "Honk if you Love Jeebus!" signs hovering about on the freeway overpass.

Couldn't resist not honking and instead flipped him the bird. The look of confusion on the poor sap's face was priceless. Yeah, I flipped off you and your stupid godman too.

That is all.

Let me guess, I-5 at around Killingsworth?

~~leodeo~~ · January 24, 2014 at 12:14 pm

Like a boss

JesusHChrist · February 13, 2014 at 8:22 pm

(January 22, 2014 at 6:04 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Let me guess, I-5 at around Killingsworth?

Actually, yes, that is where said J-freak was ensconced.

I do notice since my bird flipping, no more nasty J-freaks have been observed on I5 near Killingsworth! See? It worked!

CD, are you a PNWer?

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