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Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole

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Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
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Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
February 7, 2014 at 2:01 pm
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RE: Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
February 7, 2014 at 2:51 pm
It's already too late to start banning communion to someone who's been going that long. Not to mention it's not as if the catholic's hands are clean in regards to inappropriate sexual conduct. At least when she touches someone's privates, it's a consenting adult.
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RE: Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
February 11, 2014 at 2:09 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2014 at 2:40 am by EvolutionKills.)
Yeah, because he's just not there to perform a service for those in mourning; he's there to judge them on his god's behalf. What a presumptuous dick, if he really believes in his god, then I'm sure his god and handle Carol Parker on his own. Ironically such actions speak to the lack of faith of the priest to let their god handle his own shit...
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RE: Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
February 11, 2014 at 2:15 am
Their faith is shaky.

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RE: Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
February 11, 2014 at 12:00 pm (This post was last modified: February 11, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Chad32.)
(February 11, 2014 at 2:15 am)Minimalist Wrote: Their faith is shaky.

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Oh how times have changed. One day Yahweh sends two bears to slaughter children for calling a prophet of his bald, and another day the pope has to hide behind bullet proof glass when in public.
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RE: Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
February 11, 2014 at 12:24 pm
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
February 11, 2014 at 12:27 pm
The church is the ultimate expression of Vespasian's comment.

"Pecunia non olet." (Money doesn't stink)

Fuckers can even say it in Latin!
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RE: Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
February 11, 2014 at 1:31 pm
I agree that the priest had the right to refuse communion, and to actually excommunicate the lesbian couple. However to tell them they are not welcome to come to church is not a Christ example of reaching out to people.

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RE: Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
February 11, 2014 at 1:56 pm
(February 11, 2014 at 1:31 pm)Godschild Wrote: I agree that the priest had the right to refuse communion, and to actually excommunicate the lesbian couple. However to tell them they are not welcome to come to church is not a Christ example of reaching out to people.

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RE: Keep Up The Good Work, Asshole
February 11, 2014 at 1:58 pm
That's because you don't know him as we do, Jake.

The only time G-C will ever agree with a priest is when he is fucking someone over that G-C disapproves of!
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