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Guys. Would You? Could You???

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Guys. Would You? Could You???
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Guys. Would You? Could You???
March 2, 2014 at 6:52 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/03/02/wi...nding-sex/

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RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
March 2, 2014 at 6:53 pm
No. No. Nonononononononono.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
March 2, 2014 at 6:54 pm
ROFLOL
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RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
March 2, 2014 at 6:58 pm
Well, that's somewhat of a turnaround . . .

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RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
March 2, 2014 at 6:59 pm (This post was last modified: March 2, 2014 at 6:59 pm by LastPoet.)
If it were for the survival of humankind, I'd do the sacrifice. Tongue
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RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
March 2, 2014 at 7:07 pm
Jerking off would be way much better .
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RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
March 2, 2014 at 7:24 pm
Certainly more pleasant......
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RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
March 2, 2014 at 7:35 pm
Would you, could you, in a box? Would you, could you, with a fox?
No I would not could not, in a box. I would not, could not, with a fox.
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RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
March 2, 2014 at 7:44 pm
Um...foxes are generally regarded as "foxy."
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RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
March 2, 2014 at 7:52 pm
With beer goggles

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