RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 25, 2014 at 2:56 pm
(This post was last modified: March 25, 2014 at 2:59 pm by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
I have never been so frequently hungry in my LIFE!
What the hell is THAT?!
Due to the facts that I am hungry, and when you are hungry you should probably eat, it follows that I will now be eating more stuff right now than I ever have in my life. Most of it will not be healthy. I think that means it is important that SOMETHING I eat is healthy. My decision: I will as soon as possible drink all of the V8s that are in my apartment.
If I run out of food in my apartment, I will have to go to the convenience store nearby and get whatever there possibly constitutes being "food" and possibly EVERYTHING that is there which possibly constitutes being "food".
The possibility exists that very soon I will be eating a lot of junk food. *SIGH*
This was just posted on Facebook in a Facebook group that is about women's rights:
"[Name] is having a bday partay! You guys are invited!"
1. A "partay" is a better thing to be happening than a "party."
2. It is a "bday partay" - not entirely sure I know all the things that means. Okay. I know what a "bday party" is and I know what a "partay" is. Do I therefore know what a "bday partay" is?
3. [Name] is a person who simultaneously a bitch and a person who cares about women's rights.
4. "[Name] is having a bday partay! You guys are invited!" means the same thing as "A bitch who is also a person who cares about women's rights is having a bday partay!"
I still intend to attend this party. (??? WHYYYYYYY?) Curious to see if it will ever be the case that anyone else who sees THAT MESSAGE will intend to attend this party.
What the hell is THAT?!
Due to the facts that I am hungry, and when you are hungry you should probably eat, it follows that I will now be eating more stuff right now than I ever have in my life. Most of it will not be healthy. I think that means it is important that SOMETHING I eat is healthy. My decision: I will as soon as possible drink all of the V8s that are in my apartment.
If I run out of food in my apartment, I will have to go to the convenience store nearby and get whatever there possibly constitutes being "food" and possibly EVERYTHING that is there which possibly constitutes being "food".
The possibility exists that very soon I will be eating a lot of junk food. *SIGH*
This was just posted on Facebook in a Facebook group that is about women's rights:
"[Name] is having a bday partay! You guys are invited!"
1. A "partay" is a better thing to be happening than a "party."
2. It is a "bday partay" - not entirely sure I know all the things that means. Okay. I know what a "bday party" is and I know what a "partay" is. Do I therefore know what a "bday partay" is?
3. [Name] is a person who simultaneously a bitch and a person who cares about women's rights.
4. "[Name] is having a bday partay! You guys are invited!" means the same thing as "A bitch who is also a person who cares about women's rights is having a bday partay!"
I still intend to attend this party. (??? WHYYYYYYY?) Curious to see if it will ever be the case that anyone else who sees THAT MESSAGE will intend to attend this party.