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Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!

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Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
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RE: Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
March 28, 2014 at 5:07 am
(March 28, 2014 at 5:05 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(March 28, 2014 at 3:30 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Nope, the challenge to me right now is this: STOP BEING SO FUCKING HORNY AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

Got it wrong again, theist on AF...

Oh, get a vibrator! Tongue
My vibrator is at my parent's house. I am at my apartment. I do not have a car. Sad
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RE: Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
March 28, 2014 at 5:08 am
(March 28, 2014 at 5:07 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:
(March 28, 2014 at 5:05 am)Esquilax Wrote: Oh, get a vibrator! Tongue
My vibrator is at my parent's house. I am at my apartment. I do not have a car. Sad

Do you have a washing machine?
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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RE: Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
March 28, 2014 at 5:10 am
(March 28, 2014 at 5:08 am)Aral Gamelon Wrote:
(March 28, 2014 at 5:07 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: My vibrator is at my parent's house. I am at my apartment. I do not have a car. Sad

Do you have a washing machine?
Hmm... I have a washing machine in my apartment complexes' laundry room... anyone could conceivably walk in on me enjoying a washing machine right now... what should I DO?! Wink
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RE: Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
March 28, 2014 at 5:11 am
(March 28, 2014 at 5:10 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:
(March 28, 2014 at 5:08 am)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Do you have a washing machine?
Hmm... I have a washing machine in my apartment complexes' laundry room... anyone could conceivably walk in on me enjoying a washing machine right now... what should I DO?! Wink

Wouldn't that be half the fun? Wink
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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RE: Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
March 28, 2014 at 5:29 am
(March 28, 2014 at 5:10 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Hmm... I have a washing machine in my apartment complexes' laundry room... anyone could conceivably walk in on me enjoying a washing machine right now... what should I DO?! Wink

That sounds exactly like something I would write. Wink

C'mon, you gotta have something you can grind against. Tongue
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RE: Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
March 28, 2014 at 5:39 am
I like threads like this because they actually highlight that the OP has very little faith. Because, if they had faith, they wouldn't need to validate their beliefs by trying to prove them right.

Whether Jesus existed or not is imo a moot point because it doesn't mean any of the miraculous stories about him are real, or any of the claims made by him are real either. In much the same that L. Ron Hubbard existing doesn't mean scientology or xenu are real. Just have faith that xenu is real and stop trying to convince everyone else.
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RE: Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
March 28, 2014 at 5:47 am
WOW, jesus_wept, what you just said was incredibly true and incredibly insightful at the same time. Have a Rep!
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RE: Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
March 28, 2014 at 8:11 am
(March 28, 2014 at 5:07 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: My vibrator is at my parent's house. I am at my apartment. I do not have a car. Sad

I hear an electric tooth brush works as well.



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RE: Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
March 28, 2014 at 8:15 am
(March 28, 2014 at 8:11 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(March 28, 2014 at 5:07 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: My vibrator is at my parent's house. I am at my apartment. I do not have a car. Sad

I hear an electric tooth brush works as well.



Me, too! Watched a lesbian TV show called "Sugar Rush"... It was about a lesbian obsessed with a girl named Sugar who wanted to FUCK Sugar more than ANYTHING in the ENTIRE world... at some point the lesbian used an electric tooth brush to masturbate and achieved orgasm...


LOL Wink

Hmm... Now I think EVERYONE ON THE PLANET should definitely watch "Sugar Rush"... It was a UK show, BTW... I think it was on Channel4.

Anyone reading this: GO FIND "SUGAR RUSH" ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW!

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RE: Challenge to atheists: I find your lack of faith disturbing!
March 28, 2014 at 8:22 am
(March 28, 2014 at 5:10 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:
(March 28, 2014 at 5:08 am)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Do you have a washing machine?
Hmm... I have a washing machine in my apartment complexes' laundry room... anyone could conceivably walk in on me enjoying a washing machine right now... what should I DO?! Wink

Exhibitionism is a problem for you? Color me shocked. Confusedhock:

As to the OP, I disagree with Dr. Ehrman for theological reasons. Beyond that, it's pretty certain Xenu ain't a real dude, but that don't keep a bunch of idiots from believing in nonsense.
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