(April 4, 2014 at 6:05 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:

(April 4, 2014 at 9:19 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: I just found some really nice image editing webware that works offline through chrome... so I fixed up this picture of me winning a grappling tournament at 19, just for you guys. My hair was short so it wouldn't get in the way and shit...

Hey Cutie

I actually kind of like being called cutie. Not a lot, though, all pet names must be used sparingly or I'll have to kill some bitches...

Word to that!

I can fit my finger way behind my eyelids. I can also massage my eyeball. I had to learn this so that when my contact lenses can go up behind my eyelids cuz it happens especially when I used to get punched in the face. Some people have had to get them removed from the eyelids at the er but I can do it myself.

I had this native american kid in youth prison punching me in the face and I was bleeding heavily out my nose when the officers restrained him but worse than that, I had a scratch accross my pupil from his long and thick fingernails.

Every time I blinked my eyes watered and it felt like a shard of glass was in my eyelid. I had to go to the ER.

I've had a satisfying few days in the garden after all the rain. I've been working on a couple of new areas. Here are a few photos in an older part of the garden which I call the back path.

(April 5, 2014 at 12:54 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:

WTFFFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(April 5, 2014 at 1:55 pm)whateverist Wrote: I've had a satisfying few days in the garden after all the rain. I've been working on a couple of new areas. Here are a few photos in an older part of the garden which I call the back path.

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These pictures are beautiful. It must feel like your very own sanctuary. You are a talented photographer, thanks for sharing!

Not to mention an amazing gardener. I want you to come and sort out my catastrophe whateverist

(April 5, 2014 at 12:54 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I can fit my finger way behind my eyelids. I can also massage my eyeball. I had to learn this so that when my contact lenses can go up behind my eyelids cuz it happens especially when I used to get punched in the face. Some people have had to get them removed from the eyelids at the er but I can do it myself.

I had this native american kid in youth prison punching me in the face and I was bleeding heavily out my nose when the officers restrained him but worse than that, I had a scratch accross my pupil from his long and thick fingernails.

Every time I blinked my eyes watered and it felt like a shard of glass was in my eyelid. I had to go to the ER.

I hate you right now for making me think about all those horrible eye stories. Jesustapdancingchristonapopciclestick

Jesus tap dancing on a popcicle stick?

(March 26, 2014 at 9:06 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:

(March 26, 2014 at 9:01 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Did you see a closeup of any of my topless photos?

OK, old pic..... But what I saw was:

Banshee: Attack x2: 1d6/1d6 slashing, save versus fear or be unable to act for 1 to 3 rounds