(April 17, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: the valley of the shadow of death (athiestforum)

I'll admit, this gave me a boner.

(April 17, 2014 at 9:27 am)Tonus Wrote:

(April 17, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: the valley of the shadow of death (athiestforum)

I'll admit, this gave me a boner.

Wut?

I would simply cease to exist. Nothing more, nothing less. Afterlife, reincarnation, or constant dreaming would be pretty awesome, but logically speaking, I don't think that they will happen.

(April 17, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote:

(April 16, 2014 at 11:28 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: My conviction that you are not in fact an idiot has just taken a major hit.

I am a proud sheep of the Lord's. He is my shepherd, I shall not want...yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death (athiestforum) I will fear no evil, for thy rod and thy staff comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.

(April 17, 2014 at 9:19 am)Aral Gamelon Wrote:

(April 17, 2014 at 12:38 am)Faith No More Wrote: That was oddly sexual.

I concur, it was the rod and staff bit that did it. How hard was his rod?

Dear Atheist Friend,
I want to let you know that I will not be replying to any posts from Good Friday to Resurrection Sunday for obvious reasons. I am planning on presenting on new threads, one at a time, what I will refer to as "The Seven Arguments." If my atheist friends answer each argument convincingly and satisfactory, then I will voluntarily and permanently leave this board. I am hoping the the discussion over seven arguments can be cordial, respectful, void of foul language and name calling. In the meantime, I would like to thank everyone on this board for your perspectives and sharing your views. I also am thankful for allowing a Christian like me to be here in the first place. I especially would like to thank: Esquilax, Stimbo, Minimalist, Aral Gamelon, Angry Cloud Face, Steel Curtain, Tonus, Deidre32, Chas, Kitanatos, Beccs, Brian37, Tartarus Sauce, DarkHorse, whateverist, faithnomore, and to anyone I have forgotten. I love you all in the Lord Jesus Christ and pray for you daily. Have a great weekend to you and your families.
In His Service,
Rev777

You pray for us and we'll think for you, thanks.

Signed, Your Atheist pal, Mike (QT)

Why do I feel insulted that he prays for me?

(April 17, 2014 at 10:52 pm)KUSA Wrote: Why do I feel insulted that he prays for me?

I know, right? The least he could do is send me a sixer of some really outstanding beer.

What will happen to me after I die? Me?

Beware! If you fail to incorporate any of the ideas posed to you during these forum debates, I will mutilate you from beyond the grave! Prove I can't!

I'm upset he wouldn't tell me how hard Christ's throbbing rod was...