Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 2, 2026, 7:12 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Noah's Flood vs Aquatic Fauna
#11
RE: Noah's Flood vs Aquatic Fauna
Reply
#12
Noah's Flood vs Aquatic Fauna
Reply
#13
RE: Noah's Flood vs Aquatic Fauna
Reply
#14
RE: Noah's Flood vs Aquatic Fauna
(April 25, 2014 at 8:20 am)RobbyPants Wrote:
(April 24, 2014 at 5:38 pm)Stimbo Wrote: The diluvianist explanation for how the fragile coccolith exoskeletons managed to survive the year-long flood, or got laid down in such a way as to give the illusion of aeons-old fossil deposits post-flood, had better be a bloody good one.

God is testing you/Satan is deceiving you and you are failing/fell for it.

Of course, you'd think those arguments would cause more trouble than they solve, but it doesn't seem to bother the apologist.

I agree. They would gloss over the "better be a bloody good one" part of the equation. It always amuses me how diluvianists, at least the ones obsessed with trying to prove how the flood fits seamlessly with geological records and known scientific laws, are quick to pull the ejector seat lever labelled "magic" at the very least provocation.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Reply
#15
RE: Noah's Flood vs Aquatic Fauna
(April 27, 2014 at 10:51 am)Stimbo Wrote: I agree. They would gloss over the "better be a bloody good one" part of the equation. It always amuses me how diluvianists, at least the ones obsessed with trying to prove how the flood fits seamlessly with geological records and known scientific laws, are quick to pull the ejector seat lever labelled "magic" at the very least provocation.

It's the best of both worlds (in their mind)! They can appear to be all smart, sciency, and correct, and when objective reality rears its ugly head, they can invoke magic and keep being correct.
Reply
#16
RE: Noah's Flood vs Aquatic Fauna
It always makes me think of someone trying to stuff a king-size duvet into a doll-sized cover (Dr Freud, please answer your 'phone) and insisting it fits perfectly, with no lumps or bits sticking out.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Reply



Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  The Noahide Flood LinuxGal 67 19643 December 7, 2023 at 7:01 pm
Last Post: Huolpoch
Thumbs Down The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. onlinebiker 75 21213 September 24, 2021 at 5:53 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  So, what would an actual 'biblical' flood look like ?? vorlon13 64 26815 August 30, 2017 at 7:21 pm
Last Post: Edwardo Piet
  Questions about noah ark king krish 210 86988 April 8, 2017 at 6:39 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Flood destroys Tony Perkins' house drfuzzy 14 4304 August 18, 2016 at 10:03 am
Last Post: brewer
  So, "Noah" had four big-ass cranes? Minimalist 27 9535 April 15, 2016 at 1:52 am
Last Post: TheRocketSurgeon
  A lesson well learned from Noah..... maestroanth 48 16943 April 11, 2016 at 3:31 am
Last Post: downbeatplumb
  Evisceration of the mythical Global flood goodwithoutgod 13 5723 October 17, 2015 at 3:40 am
Last Post: Wyrd of Gawd
  I have a question about the Great Flood ApeNotKillApe 32 13354 September 28, 2015 at 10:01 pm
Last Post: KevinM1
  Best Noah's Ark Video Ever Shuffle 7 4100 September 16, 2015 at 5:43 pm
Last Post: brewer



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)