(May 5, 2014 at 3:44 am)Peasant Abuse Wrote: I'm actually jealous of women back when guys did everything. To be honest. I'd be happy being barefoot in the kitchen cooking, cleaning, and staying home with kids while someone else works, pays the bills, goes to school, builds the structures, and fights the wars. It would also be nice to not have all this testosterone that makes people act like brute beasts.

Did you really just say that? Come back to me when you've spoken with my great grandma. She raised fourteen children and gave birth to eighteen. Lived on a farm in Chickenscratch (yes there is a real town ) Arkansas. Got up every morning before sunrise to milk cows, feed chickens, and then go make breakfast for the rest of her family. And even stay at home mothers in the city aren't just reading sitting around reading Cosmo. That's a modern myth.

(May 5, 2014 at 4:01 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Lived on a farm in Chickenscratch (yes there is a real town ) Arkansas.

You probably could have stopped right there and we all would have had a pretty accurate mental image of the kind of life one would lead there.

FlyingNarwhal Wrote:its because for the most part, female comics suck.

That's a pretty subjective claim to be making, on a lot of different counts. Humor itself is entirely subjective, so I'm not going to sit here and tell you you're wrong for having that opinion, though I will say that your opinion of whatever female comics you've been exposed to (hopefully!) wasn't soured because they were women, right?

Quote:No one, and I mean no one, tells women comics they suck.

No?

Upon my the wife's request I began being the stay at home dad 6 months ago. She busted her butt through years of college, and I didn't . I'm a great cook and keep the house in order, but damn I miss work and it's starting to drive me mad. It isn't as fun as it sounds. Plenty of time with my kid and all, but I'm throwing in the towel as soon as I find something part time.

(May 3, 2014 at 12:18 am)Gooders1002 Wrote: Why is it ok for a woman to beat a man in public but not the oppersite

Men are generally bigger and stronger than women. It's assumed a man could defend himself if he wanted to, but that assumption can't be made about women.

Quote:Why is that men have no say in reproduction

First, "no say" is hyperbole. Second, because women are the ones who carry the babies.

Quote:Why is it that men are never mentioned in the media except when they done something wrong,

Hyperbole and confirmation bias.

Quote:Why is it that 90% of all homeless are men?,

That's not the statistic I'm seeing.

Quote:why is it that only men are put on the front line for war (and die by the 10000's) and never woman even though woman want equily pay?,

Because men are generally bigger and stronger than women, and combat, even with guns, is very physical.

Do I really need to continue? or do you get the point because I have barely scratched the surface. [/sarcastic turnabout]

1. A lot of your points are invalid.

2. Some of your points are valid, but guess what - women have been discriminated against for centuries. If occasionally they are favored to try to even the playing field a little, that's OK by me. Man up and deal with it!

(May 5, 2014 at 4:24 am)Esquilax Wrote: That's a pretty subjective claim to be making, on a lot of different counts. Humor itself is entirely subjective, so I'm not going to sit here and tell you you're wrong for having that opinion, though I will say that your opinion of whatever female comics you've been exposed to (hopefully!) wasn't soured because they were women, right?

No, I didn't enter the comedy business immediately thinking women suck at being funny. Few women enter stand up to begin with, and a lot of them leave because comics are dirty, vulgar, and cruel. I'm a fat guy and trust me I am made aware of it whenever I go into the green room. Do you know how many fat jokes I get a night, how many times I've been called a shit hack, and I don't mind because a lot of the time it's funny. But a lot of women don't want to be around that atmosphere. Like I said though, some thrive. I "met" Amy Schumer once and just like the guys were talking about fucking women and ripping on each other, Schumer talked about fucking guys and ripped on other comics too. And everyone had a good time.

And like I said, they're given many opportunities to make it in the business, usually earlier than most of the men in the business. I hear the same thing from the comics that come from other states and parts of the country. Exexcs, producers, and club owners all want women.

And besides, funny is funny. If funny comes out of a woman's mouth it doesn't make it less funny. It's just that funny comes out of women's mouths less often.

(May 5, 2014 at 4:24 am)Esquilax Wrote: No?

Ah good ole Hitchens, I gotta agree with pretty much everything he said. Women don't need to be funny, if they are funny it is generally because they want to be funny. But men do need to be funny. If you ask women what qualities they're looking for in a man, humor is amongst the top. We've been practicing being funny since we hit puberty. And practicing is the main word too, people think stand up comedians go on stage and just say some funny stuff because they're naturally funny. A stand up act requires testing out new material and the only way you can test material is to do it in front of a live audience. A stand up special is very well polished and made up of bits that the comedian tested and changed because his other jokes bombed at the other clubs.

But when I said people don't tell women comics they suck, I meant no one does it to their face. And this is because of a female privilege, where people are nicer to women. And like I said it ultimately works against them. You want more female comics, you gotta stop being extra nice to them.

I've seen too much bullshit, extremism and half-assed theories from both feminists and MRAs to give much of a shit about either. Feminists bullshit about, say, the gender pay gap which has been rebutted so many times it's silly, and MRAs generally point out injustices towards men that may in fact exist, but are nearly always by people that give me a racist or sexist vibe. Feminists tend to claim that racism and sexism must "come from a place of power", and hence only those of the privileged class can actually be racist, which makes them feel justified in saying discriminatory and hateful things towards, usually, while, heterosexual males (but it's not racist!). MRAs often tend towards the sort of traditional gender roles and seeming homophobic/transphobic attitudes that just piss me off.


Basically, fuck both sides.

Yunno, I hate when bitches bitch about us leaving the toilet seat up. I mean wtf. I have to put the seat down when it's time for me to pinch a loaf and I have never sat down on the porcelain because it's an ingrained habit in me that I put the seat down before I take a seat. Like elementary, my dear fucking Watson. Shit, I have to make sure the seat is up so that I don't splash it. It's so stupid that they can't think to do this for themselves once in awhile. It must be their tiny and obviously inferior lady brains or something. And when I give her a good swat in the chops when she gets mouthy about it, like she deserves, I'm the one who spends the weekend in jail. Can you believe how unfair this shit is?

I swear I ain't got no rights anymore. Thanks, feminists.

I know you were being facetious, but I still have to say I like to have the seat and lid always down on the toilet. I have never accidentally sat when the seat is up. I always check out the toilet before I sit (probably because there was a snake in a toilet once when I was a kid and I now have a fear of sitting on a toilet without checking for snakes ).
The reason I insist is because it makes the bathroom look nicer.

And also I prefer to be slapped on the ass for being cheeky not the mouth.

Clearly you did not read on where I clarified some of this.

(May 5, 2014 at 2:34 pm)alpha male Wrote:

(May 3, 2014 at 12:18 am)Gooders1002 Wrote: Why is it ok for a woman to beat a man in public but not the oppersite

Men are generally bigger and stronger than women. It's assumed a man could defend himself if he wanted to, but that assumption can't be made about women.

Yes but you missed the point, nobody should hit anybody regardless if the male or female.

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Quote:Why is that men have no say in reproduction

First, "no say" is hyperbole. Second, because women are the ones who carry the babies.

again true but you are focusing on the short term, A woman can choose to keep the child or not but the man can't, what if he wanted the aborted child and would take sole custody of it, it a bit of a pisser for the women for 9 months but it would teach her to be more careful just like men, why is it that only men are forced into fatherhood?

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Quote:Why is it that men are never mentioned in the media except when they done something wrong,

Hyperbole and confirmation bias.

Ok, when was the last term you heard the word man or men in a positive light in the media and not behind an gender neutral job title as I can't find any.

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Quote:Why is it that 90% of all homeless are men?,

That's not the statistic I'm seeing.

If you read on you see I corrected the figure.

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Quote:why is it that only men are put on the front line for war (and die by the 10000's) and never woman even though woman want equily pay?,

Because men are generally bigger and stronger than women, and combat, even with guns, is very physical.

Again true, but again you missed the point women are being paid the same money for less work (on average). Thats my point.

Quote:Do I really need to continue? or do you get the point because I have barely scratched the surface. [/sarcastic turnabout]

1. A lot of your points are invalid.

2. Some of your points are valid, but guess what - women have been discriminated against for centuries. If occasionally they are favored to try to even the playing field a little, that's OK by me. Man up and deal with it!

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My first post I did say was drunk and angry at the time or did you miss that to? and i don't mind a even playing field infact i encourage it, but the fact of the matter is that the current system is to bias towards women to the point of privilege. Also I did say call me out on bullshit so i can clearify or retract when i am wrong. I suggest you read all the posts before commenting again.