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The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
#51
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
(May 10, 2014 at 12:07 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: It's starting already...

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/09/fl...ic-prayer/


I was hoping they wouldn't wait too long to react. Great news.

One thing that has me wondering is his reasoning. He announces this is pretty much a gag, wake up call and he doesn't even believe in Satan, so if it is a stunt to mock the poor ruling then will it be accepted?
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#52
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
(May 10, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Elskidor Wrote:
(May 10, 2014 at 12:07 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: It's starting already...

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/09/fl...ic-prayer/


I was hoping they wouldn't wait too long to react. Great news.

One thing that has me wondering is his reasoning. He announces this is pretty much a gag, wake up call and he doesn't even believe in Satan, so if it is a stunt to mock the poor ruling then will it be accepted?

Does Deerfield open their council meetings with prayer? If they do not they are not obligated under the ruling to give this troll equal billing.
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#53
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
Penis worshippers!
This country needs more penis worshippers!!
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#54
The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
(May 11, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Heywood Wrote:
(May 10, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Elskidor Wrote: I was hoping they wouldn't wait too long to react. Great news.

One thing that has me wondering is his reasoning. He announces this is pretty much a gag, wake up call and he doesn't even believe in Satan, so if it is a stunt to mock the poor ruling then will it be accepted?

Does Deerfield open their council meetings with prayer? If they do not they are not obligated under the ruling to give this troll equal billing.

Right, the OP of a troll thread is whining about people trolling.
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#55
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
(May 11, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Heywood Wrote:
(May 10, 2014 at 12:40 pm)Elskidor Wrote: I was hoping they wouldn't wait too long to react. Great news.

One thing that has me wondering is his reasoning. He announces this is pretty much a gag, wake up call and he doesn't even believe in Satan, so if it is a stunt to mock the poor ruling then will it be accepted?

Does Deerfield open their council meetings with prayer? If they do not they are not obligated under the ruling to give this troll equal billing.

What's true for one must be true for the other.

So long as there is no harm caused, then the state must oblige the same rights to display beliefs to all or none.

It's simple, really.
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#56
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
In my religion, we like to practice blood sacrifice before every major event.
Oh come on, we would never sacrifice a human! Don't deny me my right to worship how I see fit by denying me my right to publically butcher this cat!
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#57
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
Imagine a city council meeting opened with an invocation by penis worshipers !! LOL !!


Btw, since penises are actually real, we can still be atheists and penis worshipers at the same time, can't we ?? I guess having penis worshipers lead off a city council meeting would be a public demonstration of a true faith, LOL !!!!



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#58
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
(May 12, 2014 at 9:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Imagine a city council meeting opened with an invocation by penis worshipers !! LOL !!

More of a titty worshiper myself, but as long as I get equal time, it's all cool bra.
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#59
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
If Christians were totally honest (haha - I know that idea is hilarious), they would just admit what they really want.

Christian: "Look, we're not going to sacrifice anything or put anyone in the stocks of the public square like we used to. We just want to pray for every public & private event we have and deny that privilege to anyone else of any other faith. Is that so wrong? Our god gave us this great land. We know this because a lot of dead Americans have told us this. Just let us have our prayers and our way in politics and we'll keep molesting your children and condemning you to eternal damnation. Jesus saves. Fuck you. Amen."



Seems totally reasonable. Why haven't I seen it before. Undecided
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#60
RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
(May 5, 2014 at 10:47 am)Heywood Wrote: Supreme Court Justices decide to allow public prayer at certain government functions

Let the pooping begin.

In my opinion this just opened the door for other religions to say a prayer before they begin.. Once everyone is done praying i doubt they would have very much time left to get anything accomplished.

You can't just open one door and close all the others.. it doesn't work that way. Anyone with a fake deity like yours will want there fair share of time devoted to their chosen religious beliefs. Yes this even means Satanists.. or i dunno Pink Flying Unicorn believers.

So congratulations on wasting even more tax payer money and time on even more idiotic things. The only ones who will be "pooping" themselves is the Christians when they have to sit through a Satanist prayer.
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