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June 8, 2014 at 1:41 am
(June 8, 2014 at 12:19 am)Sejanus Wrote: I can assure you, pornography has a LOT more to offer me than Jebus. A metric shit tonne more, in fact.
Evidently... you are unaware of mental masturbation.
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June 8, 2014 at 1:47 am
(June 8, 2014 at 12:19 am)Sejanus Wrote: I can assure you, pornography has a LOT more to offer me than Jebus. A metric shit tonne more, in fact.
Agreed, but on a side note...
I never did understand the expression a metric shit ton.
After all a ton is an English unit of measure, so how does the term metric relate? Additionally, why "shit" ton? A ton is a ton is a ton - so why the expression 'shit ton' ??
These are all rhetorical questions. No one need answer them. Just a curiosity to me.
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June 8, 2014 at 1:56 am
Greetings Jose!
I'm an atheist but I know god exists and just want to keep up my dining sinning ways. Mostly fornicating!
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June 8, 2014 at 2:17 am
(June 7, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Jose Wrote: Minimalist:
Can you define the word religion using your own words?
After you do I'll tell you mine.
I can...but I assure you that you really don't want to hear it.
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June 8, 2014 at 2:21 am
(June 8, 2014 at 1:47 am)Cinjin Wrote: I never did understand the expression a metric shit ton.
After all a ton is an English unit of measure, so how does the term metric relate? Additionally, why "shit" ton? A ton is a ton is a ton - so why the expression 'shit ton' ?? I'm not sure, I just like the way it sounds.
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June 8, 2014 at 2:27 am
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(June 8, 2014 at 1:47 am)Cinjin Wrote: Agreed, but on a side note...
I never did understand the expression a metric shit ton.
After all a ton is an English unit of measure, so how does the term metric relate? Additionally, why "shit" ton? A ton is a ton is a ton - so why the expression 'shit ton' ??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonne
For the same way it's a 'fuck ton'. Basically the same thing as a 'crap load'. Ultimately, it means there's much much in the muchness (or manyness), and an expletive is thrown in for purpose of exaggeration.
Quote:These are all rhetorical questions. No one need answer them. Just a curiosity to me.
Are you kidding? I haven't taught anybody something language related in... many many months. And that was even before I quit the field out of boredom.
(June 8, 2014 at 2:21 am)Sejanus Wrote: I'm not sure, I just like the way it sounds.
Your FACE likes the way it... now: that's just childish.
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June 8, 2014 at 6:13 am
A true Christian? How many of those are there? None.
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June 8, 2014 at 6:23 am
(June 7, 2014 at 8:37 pm)Jose Wrote: Hello, my name is Jose, Welcome Jose!
(June 7, 2014 at 8:37 pm)Jose Wrote: and I want to know if there is someone that I can talk with. Lots of people around here for you to interact with. Knock yourself out!
(June 7, 2014 at 8:37 pm)Jose Wrote: I am not planning to debate about God's existence, Good... because, what's the point in that?
(June 7, 2014 at 8:37 pm)Jose Wrote: I just want to talk about some doubts that I have about the atheism way of thinking. The what what?!
(June 7, 2014 at 8:37 pm)Jose Wrote: I want to know if everyone thinks the same about atheism. Everyone? Clearly not.
All atheists around here? the majority go with roughly the same definition of what an atheist is: someone who has no belief in any god.
I'm sure you've been told this over the course of this whole thread...
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June 8, 2014 at 9:09 am
Here it goes again...
(June 7, 2014 at 8:37 pm)Jose Wrote: I want to know if everyone thinks the same about atheism.
No, some people thinks atheism is all about satan worship, enjoying sinning, ignoring god/gods on purpose so we can sin, eating babies, losing morality and various other things.
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June 8, 2014 at 9:27 am
(June 7, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Jose Wrote: I believe God answers people's prayers through life's circumstances.
Delusion can speak volumes to the willfully malleable. The problem is that logic dictates there is no discernible difference between god answering the prayer and life merely happening on its own course without any divine intervention. Where the reasonable person sees life progressing naturally, theists prefer to unreasonably attribute every mundane circumstance to an invisible sky daddy.
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