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RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
July 29, 2014 at 12:53 pm
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So, the only zoo in heaven, is the one that's full of christians? Count me out.
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RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
July 29, 2014 at 12:57 pm
Do vegetables go to heaven?
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RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
July 29, 2014 at 12:58 pm
Are bacteria in heaven?
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I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
July 29, 2014 at 1:11 pm
Great. Now I'm wondering if my car will go to heaven. Thnx guys.
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RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
July 29, 2014 at 1:14 pm
What car was/is it? I'm sure we can interpret a passage in the bible somewhere to reveal the message we want.
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RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
July 29, 2014 at 1:37 pm
(July 29, 2014 at 12:18 pm)KUSA Wrote: If animals go to heaven it's going to be overran with fucking chickens.
How could the muslims call it 'heaven' without a shitload of sheep and goats?
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RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
July 29, 2014 at 1:45 pm
Animals, ALL animals, are not made in God's image, were not separately created and given life directly from His mighty nostrils so that they might worship and adore Him.
And to say, assert, believe, or even pray otherwise is VILE BLASPHEMY.
So the missus ain't going to heaven in any regard.
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RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
July 29, 2014 at 1:45 pm
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You're being unkind Min. Muslims aren't going to need the goats or sheep anymore. They'll be too busy violating underage girls, for one.
(I've always wondered...btw, do female muslims also get virgins in heaven?)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
July 29, 2014 at 1:50 pm
There might be simulacrums of animals in heaven. Perhaps as 'set dressing' to illustrate various Biblical themes such as lions laying down peacefully with sheep. These won't be 'real' animals, that lived upon earth, rather, they will be there as mise en scene.
As for plant and/or vegetable matter, same answer; there will be simulacrums of palm fronds, for instance.
No figs, however.
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RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
July 29, 2014 at 1:51 pm
Looked it up, they do get virgins. But, apparently, they're soulless sex robots created by the almighty to service our every secret desire.
Choice.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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