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A poem I wrote last night

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A poem I wrote last night
*Deidre* Offline
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 31, 2014 at 7:58 pm (This post was last modified: July 31, 2014 at 7:59 pm by *Deidre*.)
(July 31, 2014 at 12:17 am)ShaMan Wrote: There once was a plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing, I think someone's coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing "It's me!"

Are you a plumber? Big Grin
(July 31, 2014 at 4:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There was a young lad from Japan
Who wrote verses that just didn't scan.
Said, 'I know its not right,
And rather a plight,
'But I have this annoying habit of trying to get as many syllables into the last line of the poem as I possibly can.'

Boru

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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 31, 2014 at 8:17 pm
(July 31, 2014 at 7:58 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Are you a plumber? Big Grin
Nope... I'm a "Gardener".
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 31, 2014 at 8:22 pm
(July 31, 2014 at 8:17 pm)ShaMan Wrote:
(July 31, 2014 at 7:58 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Are you a plumber? Big Grin
Nope... I'm a "Gardener".

We all know that!
Are you on twitter? What your hashish tag?
ROFLOL
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 31, 2014 at 9:11 pm
Be warned. Mildly graphic:

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RE: A poem I wrote last night
August 1, 2014 at 1:52 am
(July 31, 2014 at 9:11 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Be warned. Mildly graphic:


Lol! That's graphic? Big Grin
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
August 1, 2014 at 3:21 am
(August 1, 2014 at 1:52 am)Deidre32 Wrote:
(July 31, 2014 at 9:11 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Be warned. Mildly graphic:


Lol! That's graphic? Big Grin

Only because you have a dirty mind!
I don't, which is why I didn't get it, please explain it to me so others like me can understand. Losty, keep out of it!
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
August 1, 2014 at 11:00 am
(August 1, 2014 at 1:52 am)Deidre32 Wrote:
(July 31, 2014 at 9:11 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: Be warned. Mildly graphic:


Lol! That's graphic? Big Grin

Not terribly, no. But considering the subject matter... Nust thought hide tags and a mild warning were a good idea for the open forum. Smile
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